"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Kinda wanted to say "NO.", but I decided that'd be stroking his ego a little too much. XD
EDIT: I'm just kidding ;)
EDIT: I'm just kidding ;)
Shame on you. Everyone should love sparkly gay vampires.
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
Vampires are supposed to be dark and sexy.
Robert Pattinson isn't very hot...Neither is Taylor Lautner....
Robert Pattinson isn't very hot...Neither is Taylor Lautner....
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
Vampires are supposed to be dark and sexy.
Ya, like Blade.
Mmmmmm...
Dat niggah ***..
"Well, basically you should treat me like a prostitute." - TotalBiscuit
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If you're a fan of fantasy and more.. Well, LESS Twilighty-girly-**** Vampire bullocks, this is for you.
more gore, more MANLY MANLINESS, less sparkly ****, and it's incredibly well-written with a really good plot and story.
DON'T YOU HATE ON TWILIGHT! IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SAGA EVER. <3 SPARKLY GAY VAMPIRES FOREVER!