Official QQ Thread

[quote=DuffTime]QQ. Fuck.[/quote]

[quote=Icuonuez][quote=DuffTime] QQ. Fuck. [/quote] This[/quote]

[quote=Khazem]QQ getting a troll in my game QQQQQQQQQQQ getting him twice in a row wish I could reach through my computerscreen and strangle people sometimes[/quote]

[quote=Beeswarm17]Motherfuckers. So I get invited to a game with a full group of five. I'm like, okay, sure, I've got nothing else to do and solo queue scares me. So we get rolling. First thing I notice: pick-lock Jax claiming "solo bot". I'm like, no, that's dumb, you can have solo top. He goes, lol fine, I get solo mid. Now the brand and I are both, wtf, no. Eventually he figures out he's getting a solo lane regardless (level 23 guy, btw), so he takes top. Udyr is jungle, and tryn and I will get bot lane. Brand has mid. Enemy team is Shaco, Nasus, MF, Cho, Mundo. 2 top, 1 mid, 2 bot, in that order. No jungle. Jax needs to be taught on the fly how to leash, and tryn and I are just waiting around the tower. Then I see the tryn start making hesitant motions towards the brush. I'm waiting for CV to come off cooldown. 5 secs left on CD, and he makes a break for the bushes, like a child running out of a McDonald's Playzone. He runs face-first into mundo and cho, and with a little help from a Janna shield, flash, and a potion, he survives. He then proceeds to take his body (a half dead corpse at this point) and [i]spins into a full minion wave and both champs at full hp[/i]. Starts whacking on them, nearly dies to flurry of spikes and cleavers, before spinning away from them into the river. Which is about as far away from his only salvation as possible. There is no jungler there. There is nothing but a shallow watery grave. One which he meets in spectacular fashion. This is at level 2. It is about this time that the Jax dc's. Top lane has to be covered by Udyr, and the Jax never returns. I try my best to keep them cho and mundo off the tower until tryn comes back. As soon as he shows up, HE DOES IT AGAIN. The exact same thing. Spins into them, whacks them, and at no HP, only to die shortly afterward. Keep in mind, my stuff is on CD because I tried to protect his retreat. Which never happened. So twice dead. He then DC's. He eventually comes back, but we're all level 12-ish, and he comes back at level 2. The rest of the team then decides that once they have the top and bot lane towers, they all group up mid. It then takes them 10 minutes to take a tower from the three of us, against the five of them. Long story short, tryn shows back up and dies 15 times, Nasus and Shaco never split push, I die once overextended to try to save an Udyr and almost survive, and Nasus tells me that the game was "too ez" and we should "uninstall". The whole game takes 43 minutes for them to win. And I laugh since he was SO BAD. Really, they were all bad, but I just hate that I had to go AP carry Janna, which should never be done because it is wrong to ask that of the poor girl. TL;DR, motherfuckers make it so hard for me to practice support. >_>[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime]If you don't like support, just solo queue until you're gold and then tell everyone else what to do all day :P[/quote]

[quote=Beeswarm17]Lol, Duff, it's going to take me a long freaking time to get to gold. XD I do like support, and the tryn was the only other level 30, so I kinda figured I'd just help him carry the team. I just don't like building Janna as a straight AP carry. It's not what I'm trying to learn how to do. At the end of everything, it was a game meant for practice that took a turn for the stupid. >_>[/quote]

[quote=jhoijhoi]Bees, I'd play with you :P And not facecheck brush as Tryndamere. I promise :)[/quote]

[quote=Beeswarm17]Awesome. :) I need less facechecking in my life. XD[/quote]

[quote=GrimmFate]When you jungle in ranked. Make sure you've practiced in normals or even bots first. That is all. /silentlyraging.[/quote]

[quote=Luther3000]Bees I have to admit I was laughing at that story. :P ALSO QQ I WROTE AN ESSAY ON SUPPORT IN YOUR OTHER THREAD BUT YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO ME QQ.[/quote]