Oh silly dears.
This is America *Laugh* you don't have parents that are TOGETHER LOL what an absurd concept.
Here, we have something called an "American wedding"
An American wedding, my dears, is a spur of the moment wedding, done either by impulse, or, conceived without love to ease the difficult financial task of living alone!
They generally last 5-10 years, are full of alcohol and fights, and somewhere between 1-3 children will be conceived during this time!
So for you goofy kids of mine to think you might even be ABLE to figure out who your mother is, well it's laughable!
But, all you need to know is that I am your dad <3
This is America *Laugh* you don't have parents that are TOGETHER LOL what an absurd concept.
Here, we have something called an "American wedding"
An American wedding, my dears, is a spur of the moment wedding, done either by impulse, or, conceived without love to ease the difficult financial task of living alone!
They generally last 5-10 years, are full of alcohol and fights, and somewhere between 1-3 children will be conceived during this time!
So for you goofy kids of mine to think you might even be ABLE to figure out who your mother is, well it's laughable!
But, all you need to know is that I am your dad <3
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-336706
Come hang out when I'm streaming! http://www.twitch.tv/dufftime
Now, I'll be seeing you around 7 with a safeway can o whip cream. I'll tell you I'm coming with 50 bucks, and show up with 40 'cause I'm an ******* :D
Edit; Wayne ninja'd me, but he's welcome.
Edit; Wayne ninja'd me, but he's welcome.
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-336706
Come hang out when I'm streaming! http://www.twitch.tv/dufftime
Duff, this whole story sounds like: I adopted you all because I am g@y. :D
@Wayne: yeah, truth. :(
@Wayne: yeah, truth. :(
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
Well I am from the San Fransisco Bay Area after all.
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i go in game... i come out, BAM 10 page topic comming from a picture of a cat-thingy from Vav who didn't want to play with me...
WUT IS DIZ!
WUT IS DIZ!
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Hmm... last time i checked, this thread wasn't there... therefore, it came just before i went into game *nods*
Also, is duff Darth Vader? he sure sounds like him with the whole "I'm your father" business... *nods*
Also, is duff Darth Vader? he sure sounds like him with the whole "I'm your father" business... *nods*
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!
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