JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
I'd roll Amanda over a barrel and show her the 50 states, know what I mean?
lol
@Slappiz
Oh, there's just too many pages in this thread :/
Let's task Jhoi with finding and quoting all the pictures in this thread >:D
Oh, there's just too many pages in this thread :/
Let's task Jhoi with finding and quoting all the pictures in this thread >:D
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
AWW! Look at that cute little asian!

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I'd roll Amanda over a barrel and show her the 50 states, know what I mean?
I may +rep the first person to recognize that quote....If you go to google no rep will be given, but you will be the new owner of a swift kick in the ***.
Maybe?