"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
iownedya
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Searz was up in the sky for one second. He saw ducks having sex and he enjoyed watching all of that. Went on his computer and looked at more duck sex.
Thanks to Xiron and ProAsylum (Ignition) for the amazing signatures!
If I helped out with constructive criticsm, I would appreciate a +rep
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If I helped out with constructive criticsm, I would appreciate a +rep
Check out my review shop here!
iownedya never wears pants when he goes to public places ;)
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
Keondre
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IceCreamy gets a ***** everytime he sees a bone.
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Keondre becomes a ugly lizard-mage at night that feed on the joy of fallen angels.
Thanks to me and Elleeeeeka (love that name) for my sigs.
If i made a helpful comment on your guide/build, then hit that +rep button. or don't, its not like i care.
ALL HAIL QUEEN CHRYSALIS!
Toshabi became a troll because his parents hit him as a child, and that anger steadily stacked up and today is slowly released on anyone he comes across.
Keondre
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jhoijhoi is too pretty for this world. She must be killed to balance The Grand Design.
*No one ever said that the **** we said about each other had to be hateful.*
*No one ever said that the **** we said about each other had to be hateful.*
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Keondre is a giant **********.
Oh wait, we had to make **** up.
Oh wait, we had to make **** up.
Thanks to me and Elleeeeeka (love that name) for my sigs.
If i made a helpful comment on your guide/build, then hit that +rep button. or don't, its not like i care.
ALL HAIL QUEEN CHRYSALIS!
Keondre
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..... Omagma works at a ***** house where she gives *******s to everyone that comes in, even the old people.
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Searz is actually a ginger.
OI, NOT OKAY. I HAVE A SOUL.
IceCreamy is actually an ice cream. A creamy one.