The controversial thread

[quote=Pølsemanden]keondre often has [[contaminate]]d dreams about megan fox[/quote]

[quote=Keondre]Pølsemanden often has to [[Chum the Waters]] for food..[/quote]

[quote=omagma]Pølse secretly dates 5 year old girls. On a side note, Keondre, replying to each single reply kinda ruins the point of this thread. Also, try to keep that fact, that you all lick each-others ass, in other threads. [quote=Keondre] Pølsemanden often has to [[Chum the Waters]] for food.. [/quote] 1 point for creativity. - 1 point for insanely lame joke.[/quote]

[quote=MDC]Omagma actually had sexual intercourse with a pony. Felt bit challenged by longer post's so here goes: Warning, bit mature and dark humour. [spoiler]It was a dark stormy night outside the barn in his uncle's farm. Omagma didn't want to go to the house, after his uncle said "You'd look pretty in this dress. So damn pretty...". Thus he stayed in the barn with animals. There was a pony, really well looking one, healthy with beautifully combed hair. It was a cold night and the pony looked so warm. He got close to the pony and wrapped his hands around ponies neck. Pony was so warm and welcoming and omagma felt so safe. Then pony licked his shoulder. Omagma looked at pony with confused. Ponies eyes looked deep and sad, but ponies stance felt as if it was comfortable with omagma's presence. Pony licked him again. Then sudden with sudden urge omagma licked back. Then licking contest began. It didn't take much time, till their tongues touched and at that moment omagma felt something rising in his pants. He didn't fully understand, but pony did. The pony turned around and stood near small staircase. Omagma got onto that staircase behind the pony and stood confused with his dick fully ready. "Should I put it inside you?"- he asked and the pony noded agreeingly. Omagma slowly put his stick in backside of the pony and pony began slowly move. In sudden realization Omagma understood what to do and started moving himself. It lasted briefly and then he felt something strange come out while he was feeling somehow very good. Feeling safe and wanting to give back pony something same he looked at ponies long genitalia and thought "I couldn't do same for him, it's too big." But then with a more thought "Maybe I could simulate it somehow." He wrapped his fingers around ponies long dick and started moving. First pony was surprised, but quickly realized what was happening and stood there. In few minutes as omagmas hands were getting tired something silvery white came out of ponies wang and hit omagma right in the face. He tasted that goo, it was salty and smelled bad, but tasted like chicken. Omagma licked it all off, he was really hungry by that time. Then he looked at pony. The ponies eyes were no longer sad. They stood together till morning, licking each other, until uncle came and said, that omagma's parents came to take him home. Year later omagma came back to the farm only to find out, that uncle shot pony, because it was too old, sick and had broken it's leg last week. Omagma spent whole week crying... The end.[/spoiler] Edit: added spoiler option, even though I don't believe it'll stop younger readers.[/quote]

[quote=omagma]Thats.... wow... Amazing, all my rep good sir, all my rep.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][quote=MDC] Omagma actually had sexual intercourse with a pony. Felt bit challenged by longer post's so here goes: Warning, bit mature and dark humour. [spoiler]It was a dark stormy night outside the barn in his uncle's farm. Omagma didn't want to go to the house, after his uncle said "You'd look pretty in this dress. So damn pretty...". Thus he stayed in the barn with animals. There was a pony, really well looking one, healthy with beautifully combed hair. It was a cold night and the pony looked so warm. He got close to the pony and wrapped his hands around ponies neck. Pony was so warm and welcoming and omagma felt so safe. Then pony licked his shoulder. Omagma looked at pony with confused. Ponies eyes looked deep and sad, but ponies stance felt as if it was comfortable with omagma's presence. Pony licked him again. Then sudden with sudden urge omagma licked back. Then licking contest began. It didn't take much time, till their tongues touched and at that moment omagma felt something rising in his pants. He didn't fully understand, but pony did. The pony turned around and stood near small staircase. Omagma got onto that staircase behind the pony and stood confused with his dick fully ready. "Should I put it inside you?"- he asked and the pony noded agreeingly. Omagma slowly put his stick in backside of the pony and pony began slowly move. In sudden realization Omagma understood what to do and started moving himself. It lasted briefly and then he felt something strange come out while he was feeling somehow very good. Feeling safe and wanting to give back pony something same he looked at ponies long genitalia and thought "I couldn't do same for him, it's too big." But then with a more thought "Maybe I could simulate it somehow." He wrapped his fingers around ponies long dick and started moving. First pony was surprised, but quickly realized what was happening and stood there. In few minutes as omagmas hands were getting tired something silvery white came out of ponies wang and hit omagma right in the face. He tasted that goo, it was salty and smelled bad, but tasted like chicken. Omagma licked it all off, he was really hungry by that time. Then he looked at pony. The ponies eyes were no longer sad. They stood together till morning, licking each other, until uncle came and said, that omagma's parents came to take him home. Year later omagma came back to the farm only to find out, that uncle shot pony, because it was too old, sick and had broken it's leg last week. Omagma spent whole week crying... The end.[/spoiler] Edit: added spoiler option, even though I don't believe it'll stop younger readers. [/quote] I stopped reading after i spotted something bout licking.[/quote]

[quote=omagma]That is the best part dude![/quote]

[quote=Jovy]sdfghjdsfgjkewrasdgaskzftaw why did i read that -______-[/quote]

[quote=luxie060]Eww! I just read it... disgusting. I almost threw up reading it... you have a disgusting mind there MDC.[/quote]

[quote=LaronX]All how did not keep up the sense of this thread are in secret paide by MDC to post how great or lame his post is to creat attation.[/quote]