Toshabi wrote:
Hi!
I usually find that running through my town naked is the best way to condition myself to lose weight. The added encouragement to do better comes from when the police chase after me, causing me to push my body to its limits to escape the hands of justice from gripping it's leather gloved hand on my sensitive genitals. You definitely need to make sure that you have good footing if you are to go about doing this practice though. One bad tumble will lead to your ***** (if you are a male or a hermaphrodite) feeling like it's on fire when you have an erection for a few days.
This should've been best quote 2013.

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Oh gawd. ****. Gimme the dog.