The "I'm back!" thread

[quote=TheJohn][quote=Canoas] [quote=TheJohn]We could write so much useful and nice experiences while we were doing other things[/quote] Yes, we could, but no one gives a fuck. [/quote] Thats sad. But some people give a fuck for what the others did actually[/quote]

[quote=Canoas][quote=TheJohn]Thats sad. But some people give a fuck for what the others did actually[/quote] Really? Let me tell you about my day then. So, it was about 7am. This is when I usually have those horrible feelings in the bowel. I was leaving my house for my usual 45 minute commute when I had a little pang. I shrugged it off and walked out to my car. Wiping off my car windows I had another, more serious pang. At this point, things got a little dicey. I couldn’t walk back into the house for fear of embarrassing myself and not making it. Also, somebody else may be in the bathroom. The immediate alternative was the CVS store about a mile away. As I pulled into the parking lot, I let out what I thought was a little fart. I knew things would be critical as I got out of the car and started walking toward the door to CVS. Shuffling toward the door, it started coming out and continued as I walked past an employee. We exchanged “Good Mornings” as it kept dumping into my underwear. Thankfully, my briefs caught it all. I shuffled to the bathroom and carefully removed clothing. The underwear went into the trash and I cleaned myself up and took the remainder of the shit, which wasn’t much and not satisfying at all. Fearing bad karma, I tied up the trash bag (with the underwear) and removed it outside where I tossed it into a big trash bin. Then I reentered the store again and bought new underwear. When I got to work I put on a new pair. So, it was a textbook recovery. I still felt nauseated so I couldn’t relish just how seamless it was. By the way, I've been eating a lot of fast food lately, but I think it was the “IN & OUT” burger that did it. Something about the way they cook it (or undercook it) but it sure does taste good.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=TheJohn]It's nice to see you guys again (excluding Toshabi, sry bro, I hate you) [/quote] Mommy told me you'd never accept me. I can live with that, son.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Canoas] Really? Let me tell you about my day then. [/quote] I can't believe you spent the time to write all of that.[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn]well, canoas, that was tough. You should stop eating fast food burgers and eat more vegetables. Even if the story was a bit tragic, I really enjoyed knowing it, thank you[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]I'm actually going to be really really super sad and really really super upset if this thread gets locked because canoas like beating people senseless with logic, sarcasm, and critical thinking. Actually, it's kind of funny, but imma still be super sad and super upset. But super happy nonetheless. I'm just going to go kidnap Mowen so she'll never lock threads again. Oh, and TheJohn has a potty mouth. I oughtta wash your dirty mouth out with soap.[/quote]

[quote=PsiGuard][quote=Canoas] I still felt nauseated so I couldn’t relish just how seamless it was. [/quote] I gotta admit. That was pretty smooth.[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=Toshabi] Oh, and TheJohn has a potty mouth. I oughtta wash your dirty mouth out with soap. [/quote] Please come and try[/quote]

[quote=iownedya]TheJohn means the loo, the bathroom, the place where you go number 2, the place where you licked my number 2, etc.[/quote]

[quote=Yukimaru]back to this side, slept for prolly 14 Hours after i was 30 Hours awake, now gonna check out some Threads and shit and maybe coming again in the evening :3[/quote]