"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
Remember,remember the fifth of November; gun powder, treason, and plot, I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.
It's actually the 6th, unfortunately. Actually come to think of it, it's probably best that way. Wouldn't want to have to watch V for Vendetta EVERY birthday, would I?
Thanks to Minho for the sig!
do you have the 18 shots 18th birthday tradition in your country/region?
if so, protip: puke right after..
if so, protip: puke right after..
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!
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JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
Remember,remember the fifth of November; gun powder, treason, and plot, I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.
exactly what I wanted to say damn it
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My name is Joe and my last name starts with V. BarbJ has the same name, as do some of his friends, so they differentiated each other by adding the first letter of their last name onto the end of their first name. ;)
Pfff, how boring. Just call everyone Joe.
Confusion ftw.