"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
Remember,remember the fifth of November; gun powder, treason, and plot, I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.
It's actually the 6th, unfortunately. Actually come to think of it, it's probably best that way. Wouldn't want to have to watch V for Vendetta EVERY birthday, would I?
Thanks to Nyoike for the sig!
do you have the 18 shots 18th birthday tradition in your country/region?
if so, protip: puke right after..
if so, protip: puke right after..
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!
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JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
Remember,remember the fifth of November; gun powder, treason, and plot, I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.
exactly what I wanted to say damn it
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My name is Joe and my last name starts with V. BarbJ has the same name, as do some of his friends, so they differentiated each other by adding the first letter of their last name onto the end of their first name. ;)
Pfff, how boring. Just call everyone Joe.
Confusion ftw.