Joev?
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
jhoijhoi wrote:
Here in Australia that means you can smoke, have sex, drink and vote!
Can I do all of them at the same time?
Thanks Jai, even though you're a day early. I appreciate it :)
Searz wrote:
Joev?
My name is Joe and my last name starts with V. BarbJ has the same name, as do some of his friends, so they differentiated each other by adding the first letter of their last name onto the end of their first name. ;)
Thanks to The_Nameless_Bard for the sig!
haha, happy bday man :D
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOEV!
8D <3 You're 18!
Here in Australia that means you can smoke, have sex, drink and vote!
In addition to changing your name, getting an eBay account and gamble!
I wish you many happy returns and I hope you have the best day :)
<3
Edit: I appear to be a day early - silly time zone difference =.=