Joev?
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
jhoijhoi wrote:
Here in Australia that means you can smoke, have sex, drink and vote!
Can I do all of them at the same time?
Thanks Jai, even though you're a day early. I appreciate it :)
Searz wrote:
Joev?
My name is Joe and my last name starts with V. BarbJ has the same name, as do some of his friends, so they differentiated each other by adding the first letter of their last name onto the end of their first name. ;)
Thanks to Jovy for the sig!
haha, happy bday man :D
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOEV!
8D <3 You're 18!
Here in Australia that means you can smoke, have sex, drink and vote!
In addition to changing your name, getting an eBay account and gamble!
I wish you many happy returns and I hope you have the best day :)
<3
Edit: I appear to be a day early - silly time zone difference =.=