Most funny/stupid thing you heard?

[quote=CrowElder]I do remember one ashe, who build like support and used his ulti to tower ( tried to use it from close range ), tower dived & died, repeated. Ended up something like 1/22/8 ( and that was hard game for me, because i had other noob teemo 2, who builded just catalysts... in 3v3 >:D ) And we lost and I had score like 32/8/14... as usual[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]"You're so bad, go read a mobafire guide". Honey, I know I'm not the best Cass but 17/6/16 only shows that your team is terrible enough to get me fed. As for moba guides, I write them as well.[/quote]

[quote=tehAsian]Other team: Please report for unskilled. Me: You can't report for unskilled, Riot just put that there to satisfy butthurt people. Other team: stfu noob. Gotta love smurf games.[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]"[b]Talon[/b] and Lee, you need to build tanky."[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Lol, that "build tanky" thing always makes me laugh. "OMG WE NO TANK GG"[/quote]

[quote=Jdawg424]Me: "Lets all rush mid" Random: "I got 5 kills on my own fuck you!" me: "-_-"[/quote]

[quote=Hogopogo]Me playing with my friend. Me as [[Nocturne]] Friend as [[Varus]] for some reason, riven was going bot so my friend and i went top o_o Against [[Wukong]] top. My friend keeps face-checking bushes and fed the wukong like 10 kills Me: Stop feeding him and stay behind me Him: I CAN'T THAT BUTT RAPING MONKEY WACKING ME WITH HIS METAL BONER Team: dafuq o_o[/quote]

[quote=Lexosceles]Had a Chogath raging in an aram because my husband didn't build tank so Cho could be AP..... Hubby was Talon.... >.>[/quote]

[quote=kazimera]Selection champ chat: Me and my friend ware premade and wanna play solo top and jungle when sb said that we can not be on premade bc we dont want botline. Overall guy couldn't understand that u can be premade and play different position that botlane. After I read that I saw that it is not funny at all but it was trust me :)[/quote]

[quote=SantaClawz7]We were owning the other team and their janna got pissed she buys 20 wards. Enemy teamate: WOOOOW SHE JUST MADE A PENIS OUT OF WARDS IN OUR BASE LIKE WTF. Enemy Teamate: thats really innapropriate for ranked play. I then go back to base buy oracles and 2 wards i then safeguard unto my ward in their base they kill and say. The penis is gone srry to disappoint Lee Sin :D Me: Ok :([/quote]