Pretty decent. Nothing I'd "drool" over though.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Searz: You have to have seen the original and watched the parody version a few times to realise how similar/exact they managed to copy the camera shots and angels. They did a really fantastic job.
:) Did you know Bella had her tibia and fibula shattered, her head knocked against a pillar hard enough to draw blood and thrown into a mirror which resulted in a piece of glass piercing her femoral artery? Let's not forget she also was infected with a venom that caused immense pain via a nasty bite to her wrist?
After rewatching the first and second movie, I'm actually starting to wonder why there is so much hate about Twilight. In no other recent movie (besides Batman) can I think of the main character enduring so much pain and yet surviving.
I feel as if the hate is unjustified, propelled by uneducated masses.
Anyway, think what you want. The parody is amazing, in my personal opinion :)
After rewatching the first and second movie, I'm actually starting to wonder why there is so much hate about Twilight. In no other recent movie (besides Batman) can I think of the main character enduring so much pain and yet surviving.
I feel as if the hate is unjustified, propelled by uneducated masses.
Anyway, think what you want. The parody is amazing, in my personal opinion :)
^I think you're overlooking the bad things about it by a mile..
Why does it matter that Bella endured a ton of pain? That's not one of the problems as far as I know.
Why does it matter that Bella endured a ton of pain? That's not one of the problems as far as I know.
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens
Most people pick on how stoic she is. But she really isn't. That's what gets me.
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