Pretty decent. Nothing I'd "drool" over though.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Searz: You have to have seen the original and watched the parody version a few times to realise how similar/exact they managed to copy the camera shots and angels. They did a really fantastic job.
:) Did you know Bella had her tibia and fibula shattered, her head knocked against a pillar hard enough to draw blood and thrown into a mirror which resulted in a piece of glass piercing her femoral artery? Let's not forget she also was infected with a venom that caused immense pain via a nasty bite to her wrist?
After rewatching the first and second movie, I'm actually starting to wonder why there is so much hate about Twilight. In no other recent movie (besides Batman) can I think of the main character enduring so much pain and yet surviving.
I feel as if the hate is unjustified, propelled by uneducated masses.
Anyway, think what you want. The parody is amazing, in my personal opinion :)
After rewatching the first and second movie, I'm actually starting to wonder why there is so much hate about Twilight. In no other recent movie (besides Batman) can I think of the main character enduring so much pain and yet surviving.
I feel as if the hate is unjustified, propelled by uneducated masses.
Anyway, think what you want. The parody is amazing, in my personal opinion :)
^I think you're overlooking the bad things about it by a mile..
Why does it matter that Bella endured a ton of pain? That's not one of the problems as far as I know.
Why does it matter that Bella endured a ton of pain? That's not one of the problems as far as I know.
"If someone is ****, you point at them and declare "****!". Because this is the internet." - Serpentiferous
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
You need to log in before commenting.


<MOBAFire Mother>
♡ sig by Jovy ♡