FalseoGod wrote:
So most reviewers online give it 8+ out of 10. Reader reviews average from 8+
That's kinda sad. Now, I don't know for certain, but the game looks like a solid 7 or 6 out of 10. 8? Hahaha, no ****ing way. Although with the amount of score inflation as of late the 10 scale is pretty ****ed up.
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But hey, I'm also biased, I think Dante looks hotter :>
That I will most certainly agree on. Too bad nothing he says is any intelligent :/
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****s given about the review: 1.5 out of bananas
Don't give out bananas so frivolously!
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FalseoGod wrote:
I come here and it just sounds like someone who took the game from a "Imma hate it coz it's not my onld dante qiu qiu" perspective and the word "change" seems to hurt their butts.
i don't hate it because its not the old dmc. i hate it because its terrible and now that it exists we wont ever have the old dmc.
i wouldn't care so much about the ******ed story and characters if it was you know, an actual good game.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
Searz wrote:
That's kinda sad. Now, I don't know for certain, but the game looks like a solid 7 or 6 out of 10. 8? Hahaha, no ****ing way. Although with the amount of score inflation as of late the 10 scale is pretty ****ed up.
That I will most certainly agree on. Too bad nothing he says is any intelligent :/
Don't give out bananas so frivolously!
So far, my rating for it is 7ish. Almost half way through, just had a lot of work to do. There's no way this game gets a 9 or 10.
caucheka wrote:
i don't hate it because its not the old dmc. i hate it because [...] now that it exists we wont ever have the old dmc.
Caucheka, are you that dumb? Did you really just contradict yourself in the same post this badly?
This is why people take you as one big joke when it comes to video games.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
Diesel wrote:
Immediately curious what difficulty you played on since it seems like you played on maybe Normal difficulty to speed up the review process.
Yea, but still; if you can get SSS combos just by random button-mashing then it's perhaps a little bit too easy..
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the only difficulty with actual difficulty is the joke last one, where enemies are normal but you die in one hit.
but since only one enemy will attack at a time, parry is the same button as attack, and the other enemys stand around with their thumbs up their ***es, theres not much difficulty anyway.
but since only one enemy will attack at a time, parry is the same button as attack, and the other enemys stand around with their thumbs up their ***es, theres not much difficulty anyway.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
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