Caucheka Reviews: dmc devil may cry

[quote=Toshabi]Caucheka has become the DMC equivalent of the typical Sonicfag[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]DevilMayHag? Dantard?[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=FalseoGod] So most reviewers online give it 8+ out of 10. Reader reviews average from 8+[/quote] That's kinda sad. Now, I don't know for certain, but the game looks like a solid 7 or 6 out of 10. 8? Hahaha, no fucking way. Although with the amount of score inflation as of late the 10 scale is pretty fucked up. [quote]But hey, I'm also biased, I think Dante looks hotter :>[/quote] That I will most certainly agree on. Too bad nothing he says is any intelligent :/ [quote]Fucks given about the review: 1.5 out of bananas[/quote] Don't give out bananas so frivolously![/quote]

[quote=caucheka][quote=FalseoGod] I come here and it just sounds like someone who took the game from a "Imma hate it coz it's not my onld dante qiu qiu" perspective and the word "change" seems to hurt their butts. [/quote] i don't hate it because its not the old dmc. i hate it because its terrible and now that it exists we wont ever have the old dmc. i wouldn't care so much about the retarded story and characters if it was you know, an actual good game.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm][quote=Toshabi] Caucheka has become the DMC equivalent of the typical Sonicfag [/quote] OLD SONIC WAS THE BEST SHADOW SUCKS AND THERES TOO MANY CHARACTERS NOW. /butthurt. Nah, but I guess I am a Sonicfag. :[[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=Searz] [quote=FalseoGod] So most reviewers online give it 8+ out of 10. Reader reviews average from 8+[/quote] That's kinda sad. Now, I don't know for certain, but the game looks like a solid 7 or 6 out of 10. 8? Hahaha, no fucking way. Although with the amount of score inflation as of late the 10 scale is pretty fucked up. [quote]But hey, I'm also biased, I think Dante looks hotter :>[/quote] That I will most certainly agree on. Too bad nothing he says is any intelligent :/ [quote]Fucks given about the review: 1.5 out of bananas[/quote] Don't give out bananas so frivolously! [/quote] So far, my rating for it is 7ish. Almost half way through, just had a lot of work to do. There's no way this game gets a 9 or 10. [quote=caucheka][b][u]i don't hate it because its not the old dmc. i hate it because [...] now that it exists we wont ever have the old dmc.[/u][/b] [/quote] Caucheka, are you that dumb? Did you really just contradict yourself in the same post this badly? This is why people take you as one big joke when it comes to video games.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]The number average did indeed decrease to a 7 on gspot. I still haven't gotten it tho.[/quote]

[quote=Diesel]Immediately curious what difficulty you played on since it seems like you played on maybe Normal difficulty to speed up the review process.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=Diesel] Immediately curious what difficulty you played on since it seems like you played on maybe Normal difficulty to speed up the review process.[/quote] Yea, but still; if you can get SSS combos just by random button-mashing then it's perhaps a little bit too easy..[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]the only difficulty with actual difficulty is the joke last one, where enemies are normal but you die in one hit. but since only one enemy will attack at a time, parry is the same button as attack, and the other enemys stand around with their thumbs up their asses, theres not much difficulty anyway.[/quote]