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Meh.. I wont reveal my ways that I build Teemo now

What is with you and Napoleon?

Nashor's Tooth can replace Rylai's Crystal Scepter, i explain this in guide. but you need Liandry's Torment for damage percentage on their heath to kill tanks with you Noxious Trap.

Call me naive, arrogant, or "napoleon" but i don't want to change my build because it honestly is my favorite build and i think more people should be using it. My crude jokes are who i am if people hate my crude jokes then i'm not one for the world then, but if people find it offensive I can't sit idol. So i guess i can re-edit my language.

The reason I wrote this guide is to prove that AP Teemo is better and hybrid and AD Teemo. My Malady gives me attack speed so my autos are dealing and i do pack a considerable amount of DPS as well as burst damage. that's the idea of AP Teemo, lots of spell damage and auto attack damage because it is all based on AP.

Heal is also an awesome spell that's saved my life and teammates over and over again while Ignite has not secured kills and got me killed cause i didn't have Heal. I cannot find a guide like this for Teemo. which is why i made it. If there is a very similar build and guide already written, with Lich Bane. give me the link.

My percentage for this guide is dropping though I'm afraid i'm going to be the only one playing Teemo like a boss soon.

To be honest i think everyone downing this has a case of the napoleon complex, there not willing to execute this build and use the strategy's I've created to see that this actually is an incredible guide for Teemo, that the build is the way it is for a reason, and that every question i'm being asked is covered in my guide. Im putting videos of this build smacking so everyone can see how incredible it is. Maybe you'll change your mind aswell.

You guys really dont kno the power!

1. Not true but not false...many people run a hybrid AD/AP build top lane depending on who they are going up against top lane...but true not many run pure AD build..doesn't really make sense for teemo. (The Rain Man runs Teemo top a lot and uses a pretty AD heavy tanky hybrid build...I use it also)

2. nashor's is good no doubt but if you are going ap I think rushing liandry's before it works really well. This might just be my play style.

3. yeah I agree with this man...I laughed a couple times but the majority of people probably won't like it.

4. True.

5. True.

6. True.

Decent guide but I have already seen this guide in the many other teemo guides.

A few things:

1. Delete your AD section. You don't like it, and nobody builds AD Teemo anyways, so it just takes away from your overall guide.
2. I find Nashor's to be a very strong item on teemo, as you can't simply burst down a champion late game. You need DPS, and Nashor's Tooth will give you that over something like Liandry's.
3. If you want a guide to be #1, then you have to make it very "professional." I understand some jokes are funny, but if they're offensive (in language or nature) then people will avoid it.
4. You come off as arrogant. It seems like you have a severe case of the Napoleon Complex, and I feel as if you don't want to change anything in your guide.
5. Teemo is a hybrid champion, but not in the way you think we mean. He is a hybrid AP/On-hit champion. This means building AS and AP, and utilizing the damage given to us by items and abilities that utilize basic attacks as a means of delivering damage.
6. Heal is great... if you're lvl 10. If you're level 30, which I pray that you are, you should be using other summoner spells.

I'm not here to tear your guide apart, I just feel that you should listen to what people are saying. Really the only item you're missing is a Nashor's Tooth. If you put that in there, I could see people using this.

Thank you. I realize my guide may look intimidating, ill fix that. This is my very rough draft so i didnt expect to keep it this way for long. I want to see this guide as the #1 Teemo guide, so input is greatly apprieciated.

Not everyone might recognize the quote (uncluding me) :P
Some people might find it a very stupid build name.

Also:
Colours may help making the text less "texty" when used well.
This guide however, I recommend using paragraph titles, pictures and/or borders.

And finally:
It is nice and all that you think your build is the best one, even better, it is very good that you think your build is one of the best.
But still, you need to work on your guide if you want people to see the truth you saw.

And if your different build should be proven to be the best build, it needs to be explained.
Though you might have explained it, no one is going to read it if you have such big walls of text.

Look at the top guides, not the top builds, but guides.
Look at how they did their structure, how they did their style.
Then look at your guide:
How do I want to present my guide?

Work on it, work work work work work, untill it is worthy :D

It will benefit your guide a lot

''you want to **** on meee?'' is a quote from ''The Hangover''. My guide is texty because its rough and very detailed, thats why i added all the colors, they're so pretty! If this guide doesn't hit top guides in a week or 2 I've given up hope on humanity. I made this guide myself and it truly is the best way to play Teemo. Ive tried every other build, this is the best from experience.

A build name

Rather disturbing :P

Besides, your guide is waaaaaaaaaaay to texty

All of Teemo's abilitys scale of AP, toxic shot is a fat DoT that will kill them them after you hit them with Blinding Dart and Lich Bane. If not your autos do massive bonus magic damage. Liandry's Torment allows you to kill those tanks though because of damage base don health percentage, so Warmog's Armor doesn't really help you opponent, or magic resistance because you have about 50, and that gets through 30% of there Resistance so even with 50% magic resist u only have 20% of it. I run Teemo like a Fizz all day, because Noxious Trap and Move Quick also proc Lich Bane, when you use Move Quick to chase or escape it will give youe Lich Bane, or use a Noxious Trap and do the same. The Noxious Trap doesn't even need to hit anyone it will just proc Lich Bane and be something you can use to escape later. and if i REALLY think i can run teemo as a burst, ive beeen doing this for months and smacking every enemy Teemo hard building attack speed as well as dominating in team fights and alone. I put this guide on cause it truely is the best way to use Teemo and im tired of people not using it, while i am, and winning all my games.

Last night i went 15/4 and won in 20 minutes, and yesterday i went 28/4 and carried my team to victory. This build is the best Teemo build ive seen yet. you and easily 2-3 shot thier adc and mage and then auto attack their tank to death.