^I think the entirety of Pokemon can be summed up in one word:
Stupid-****ing-c*nt-luck
(it's totally one word)
Stupid-****ing-c*nt-luck
(it's totally one word)
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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ChaosxSoul wrote:
^Not as luck-based as getting pokerus. That thing is a pain to get
Is it just me or is that **** so easy to get in Gen 5? Got it like straight away on my Black on DS and Black 2 on emulator.
And yes, if you're a unlucky c**t and rages over little things (like me :P) then Pokemon isn't for you.
I rarely rage if I lose because I fail.
When it comes down to luck on the other hand.. I just feel like I've been screwed over.
When it comes down to luck on the other hand.. I just feel like I've been screwed over.
"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." - Mike Rogers, U.S. Representative for Michigan's 8th congressional district, 2013
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
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most of the time whether you win or not depends on if the ******* move hits or not and there's absolutely no way of controlling the randomness.
If I fail in say, LoL, I just think that I'm not skilled enough to pull off plays but if it's something stupid like missing a 90% accuracy move then...
If I fail in say, LoL, I just think that I'm not skilled enough to pull off plays but if it's something stupid like missing a 90% accuracy move then...
Searz wrote:
^I think the entirety of Pokemon can be summed up in one word:
Stupid-****ing-c*nt-luck
(it's totally one word)
hahahahahaha
also all eeveelutions bar espeon suck ****, sorry to say. Umbreon is getting close to good but it still sucks. :(
I also kinda like Skyla so idk.
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Searz wrote: ^ QFT
FalseoGod wrote:
WTF IS THIS. THEY RUINED EEVOLUTIONS. IT'S AS IF A CHANCEY DECIDED TO HAVE A BONDAGE PARTY WITH CHIMECO AND 2 MONTHS LATER MISCARRIED THIS FREAKSHOW.
As a person who has been with pokemon from the very start and has seen everything, I have absolutely no idea why this pokemon in particular twists your titties in the manner that it does.
It's not it's own uglyness per se (this one actually just looks cheesy as ****). Simply, it's the ugliest eevolution and I find it horrifyingly uninspired. Plus, when will they make a ghost eevolution from letting your eevee faint too much? D:
How dare you hate on Meganium? (apart from it's name)
How dare you hate on Meganium? (apart from it's name)
Thank you Byron for 2014's loudest laugh up till today
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