Official Pokemon X/Y Thread.

[quote=sirell][quote=Searz] But the battles in the story, campaign if you will, are heavily influenced by luck. There, already proved your statement wrong. [/quote] And yet, I can reliably beat every battle in the campaign every single time. I think the last time I lost a campaign Pokemon battle was about 12 years ago when I just got Yellow and didn't know how to actually play the game.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=Searz]Productive? XD Wow. You heard it here first people. Tosh thinks Pokemon is productive. [/quote] Toshabi casts rank 1 reading comprehension for kids. Toshabi identifies text that Searz can't comprehend. [quote=Toshabi]I got too busy playing this game and [u]completely forgot about your argument[/u]. [u]Looking back at it all, I think I spent my time on something more productive.[/u][/quote] Toshabi identifies text as a snide jab at how unproductive and pointless it is arguing with Searz over video games, claiming it more unproductive than playing video games. Toshabi has brought forth clarification to his snide jab at Searz's dumb argument. It's super effective! Enemy Searz has fainted. tl;dr of [s]Caucheka's[/s] Searz's entire argument- YOUR VIDEOGAMES ARE DUMBER THAN MY SUPERIOR VIDEOGAMES Toshabi identifies that Searz is to Pokemon as Caucheka is to Portal.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=sirell] And yet, I can reliably beat every battle in the campaign every single time. I think the last time I lost a campaign Pokemon battle was about 12 years ago when I just got Yellow and didn't know how to actually play the game.[/quote] And now you pointed out another of the big problems with the games. Thank you :) [quote=Toshabi] Toshabi casts rank 1 reading comprehension for kids. Toshabi identifies text that Searz can't comprehend. Toshabi identifies text as a snide jab at how unproductive and pointless it is arguing with Searz over video games, claiming it more unproductive than playing video games.[/quote] If playing Pokemon is more productive than arguing with me then it means that you do think Pokemon is productive. Because something cannot be more productive than something else if it's not productive :P [quote]Toshabi identifies that Searz is to Pokemon as Caucheka is to Portal.[/quote] There's a difference, I've actually played the games <3 And 4 of them to completion.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=Searz] [quote=sirell] And yet, I can reliably beat every battle in the campaign every single time. I think the last time I lost a campaign Pokemon battle was about 12 years ago when I just got Yellow and didn't know how to actually play the game.[/quote] And now you pointed out another of the big problems with the games. Thank you :) [quote=Toshabi] Toshabi casts rank 1 reading comprehension for kids. Toshabi identifies text that Searz can't comprehend. Toshabi identifies text as a snide jab at how unproductive and pointless it is arguing with Searz over video games, claiming it more unproductive than playing video games.[/quote] If playing Pokemon is more productive than arguing with me then it means that you do think Pokemon is productive. Because something cannot be more productive than something else if it's not productive :P [quote]Toshabi identifies that Searz is to Pokemon as Caucheka is to Portal.[/quote] [/quote] Toshabi casts reading comprehension for the gifted. Toshabi further explains problem quote. Toshabi identifies playing pokemon as rank 0 on the productivity scale. Toshabi identifies arguing video games as rank -82 on the productivity scale. Toshabi states from observation that playing video games is more productive than wah wah video game arguments. Toshabi concludes explaining his snide comment. Toshabi warns Searz to leave this thread, or suffer the wrath of Toshabi. (Seriously though, you're coming off like a hybrid reddit slash /v/ hipster) Toshabi has gained 38 experience. Also, back on topic. I just landed some perfect IV mawiles. I'm looking forward to trying this babe out in le battlegrounds.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=Toshabi] Toshabi identifies playing pokemon as rank 0 on the productivity scale. Toshabi identifies arguing video games as rank -82 on the productivity scale.[/quote] Saw that one coming. But how certain are you that the productivity scale goes into the negatives? :) Just because something can be represented with a number doesn't mean that it can have a negative value. [quote]Toshabi warns Searz to leave this thread, or suffer the wrath of Toshabi. (Seriously though, you're coming off like a hybrid reddit slash /v/ hipster)[/quote] OH DEER LAWD, SPARE ME THE WRATH Seriously though, I will get out if you want me to. Just ask nicely and I'm gone.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]Please do.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]I'm in love with Mega Mawille. I DEMAND SOMEONE BATTLE ME GODDAMIT OTHERWISE THIS THREAD IS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE AND IT DESERVES TO BE LOCKED [quote=Searz]OH DEER LAWD, SPARE ME THE WRATH[/quote] I will lock you in a room with a naked and somewhat desperate and bloated WrathOfVulkan[/quote]