Do other people's ult always do more damage?

[quote=lanilwow]*****WARNING: The following is a piece of fiction and poses NO content that is actually useful! Could a mod move it to the art section or something? ***** Is it just me, or does your opponent's ult always hit harder than yours? Let me tell you what happened. I'll was using [[garen]] and just casually marching along a lane. I was Looking for some easy minions to whack or maybe a dying champion to go limping by. You know the day, not a care in the world and Pandora playing a good fighting song. As I was marching I was banging my sword on my shield, "Come out, come out, wherever you are!" As I walk by a bush, without any warning what-so-ever [[Lucian]] out jumps, "Everybody dies... some just need a little help." [[Piercing Light]], double auto-attack. [i][color=#00ff00][[garen]] Life bar = half[/color][/i] Me, being the god like player that I am, I immediately react in a quick, decisive manner. I turn on my heals, throw my hands into the air and start running towards my turret screaming like a little girl! [[Relentless Pursuit]] WHAAAA! [[The Culling]]. DEFEAT I click the Death Recap and read, "Advice: Don't get shot by Lucian, he really hurts" No big deal I see what I need to do now! Next game "ADC [[Lucian]]!" Full life, full mana, waiting quietly in the bushes. And here comes [[Annie]] with a sliver of life, so small you can't even see the color! I ain't that proud, this is what I was hoping for!!! I jump out with [[Lucian]], "Everybody dies.. [[disintegrate]] OW, OW, OW IT BURNS!" While patting out my eye lashes I notice Annie turn and run away. Finally a kill! [[Piercing Light]] double fire auto-attack. Annie's life bar can't have much left! [[Relentless Pursuit]] [[The Culling]]. Annie lights up like a Christmas tree with every shot that strikes her body! I'm leaping for joy! I killed the little girl! BUT WAIT, NO! Annie just stops, turns around with a look on her face that frankly, I hope I never, ever see again! And then she just throws her little stuffed bear at me! A stuffed bear? I laugh as I raise my dual pistols. I have her now! [[summon: tibbers]] "AHHHH GIANT BEAR!!! I turn on my heals and throw my hands into the air as I start to run, screaming like a little girl, praying to reach the tower. BUT a giant paw grabs me by the ankles and power slams me over and over into the ground. Kinda reminiscent of when the Hulk grabbed Loki... DEFEAT I click the Death Recap and read: "Advice: Try to maximize the damage done to enemy champions" How is that supposed to help? Maybe what I need is some healing! New game. Champion select: [[Sona]] Tralla-lala-lala-la... Out of the bushes pops [[lucian]], "Everybody dies... some just need a little help." [[Piercing Light]], double auto-attack. [i][[sona]] [color=#00ff00]Life bar = half[/color][/i] [[aria of perseverance]] [[aria of perseverance]] [[lucian]] stops firing and starts to unjam his guns. [[aria of perseverance]] [i][[sona]] [color=#00ff00]Life bar = full[/color][/i] Wait, is he unjamming his guns, or polishing them? [[the culling]] DEFEAT I click the Death Recap and read: "Advice: You have taken so much damage we are going to just call that two deaths. You will sit out for two timers." New game. Champion select: [[pantheon]] Big shield. That is what I need. And look at this! [[lee sin]] dragging his broken body across the ground! A kill! FINALLY!!! [[Grand Skyfall]] ...I'll just skip the gory details... DEFEAT I click the Death Recap and read: "Not all danger come from the front, make sure you protect your back side." I spent the rest of the game carefully extracting my spear... New game. Champion select: [[zed]] I read that he is very good! Things got crazy in this game. I found myself in an all out 5v5 team fight! And I lived!!! (I know amazing!) I didn't get a kill yet but I am alive! And look, there is [[janna]] at 1/4 life! Poor little defenseless [[Janna]]! [[death mark]] I so have this! My first kill! [[monsoon]] I fly backwards and hit a wall. DEFEAT I click the Death Recap and read: "WTH? Janna's ult doesn't even do damage? Maybe you should consider a different game?" Anyway I opened a ticket. I think I might have some corrupted files and my system is calculation damage improperly. Has anyone had this problem? Do you have a work around? And don't say "Learn to play noob!" They say that in the games all the time and it doesn't seem to be very helpful. I keep trying to explain to my teammates that if this bug wasn't holding me back I would probably be Diamond by now! tl;dnr - I have put in a bid to be the shop keeper. I hear that you have to check your weapons at the door. edit: starting today [[lee sin]] is not allowed in the shop![/quote]

[quote=Kazega]alright then. what items wear these people carrying? what items were you carrying? also you told us literally NOTHING useful to help you out. you just wasted 5 minutes of my time reading and rereading this elaborate bit to find a useful piece of information. If you are going to get help from us you need to learn to tell us useful information and not BS us with Story time.[/quote]

[quote=Latest Legend]I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic or not, but it's impossible that you would deal less damage because of corrupt files at your end. All the data about your items and the damage you deal should be (read: is) calculated server-side, that is at Rito's server park. All your computer does is getting all the information from them, showing it on your screen and sending your input to the server. It may calculate damage etc. itself too, but that would just be for show, it'll only confuse you until it gets the real numbers.[/quote]

[quote=sirell]I'm just reading this post wondering what the hell you're actually talking about. I can't tell if you have a legitimate problem or if this is just a creative piece of writing.[/quote]

[quote=lanilwow]I think I should start my reply with an apology. The end result of my post was a piece of fiction. I did not intended that when I first start to post. Perhaps a mod should move it to the artist section or something. I originally wanted to talk about the stated topic of others seeming to do more damage. But as I posed the question I figured it was going to be an item build issue and I think I should spend some time researching that some more. It may also be proper rotation/stating of the abilities, both my champs and other... At any rate I drifted WAY off topic with it. I'll do some work on that end first and if I have any legitimate question I will return with them. I'll also edit the OP to warn people![/quote]

[quote=PsiGuard]It doesn't really belong in a different subforum because it's League of Legends related (so not Offtopic) and it's not visual art (so not Artist's Corner). It's fine here. :P[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Lame.[/quote]

[quote=SnowmanDanny]This is just how you feel i suppose.[/quote]