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Never play with me when I'm sleepy (yes I'm a 100%...

So..I just finished a game. I was supposed to go to bed but I couldn't fall asleep so I got up..watched some youtube videos and decided to play 1 League game and try to go to bed again.

So I'm in-game playing Swain and I'm like "Okay..I can do this" but suddenly I notice that my reflexes are so slow and I'm feeling sleepy. So yeah..I couldn't sleep but when I started my game that's when I started feeling sleepy...yay..

Anyways..I think to myself "Hmm...well..I'll get through this game somehow then I'll go to bed" but then..the bad stuff happened:

1. Rengar ganks me at lvl 1-2 and they get first blood.
2. Our Fiddle camps my lane all day and sees that Annie has her stun and Ultimate and I'm lvl 5 but still pings that I should initiate. Yeah..it's not like I'll get bursted down or anything..
3. Fiddle goes 0/3, our Kayle goes 0/3 and I go 0/2. Fiddle loses hope and leaves us to fight in 4v5 (thanks a lot Fiddle '_')
5. To top it all off it was like a 3v5 cause I was sleepy (still am w…

Over the hills and throu the jungle

So I'm not the best league player, but I do want to improve my game and right now the weakest part of it is in the jungle. In this blog which is my first blog "so no making fun of me please" I will try to improve my jungle and track my progress I will hopefully post the results and keep a record of my jungle progress. I made a tread asking for help in the mentoring section of the site and got flooded with responses of things I could do to help my game. Thank you to every who gave advice or even offered to play a few rounds to see what I needed to improve on. I began watching youtube videos, reading blogs and looking every for more information on how to jungle, but the best way was to just play :( which meant putting up with people who don't understand first time jungle doesn't mean awesome ganks...
I first learned the jungle route from making custom games where it's just me and one bot, but you cant really practice ganks that way, but I did get the jungle route down. I started my jungl…

Throatslasher's climb from 1900 to 2000. Thrills,...

Yo, throatslasher here. Make no mistake, I'm just messing around here for some extra exposure. If you weren't aware, mobafire is the butt of every joke in the LoL community. The quality of your guides, the backbone of any strategy website, are completely abysmal. "Well, why don't you write your own guides?" Because I don't care about your community. I don't care about all of your stringent guidelines that applauds guides that "look good" instead of "have good content." I frequent solomid boards, and have found their community and featured/approved guides to be exemplary. I, along with other seasoned players, instruct and inform inquisitive players looking to improve themselves. You guys, however, seem totally content in your ignorance. If any guide on solomid even whispered the word "clarity," it would be laughed into the ground and quickly forgotten, unlike this community. "Then why are you here and not on solomid?" Well, my IT banned solomid because I was on it too much at work. Gonn…

My first blog post

Yeah hi...I don't really know what to do with this blog stuff..it's new to me. I guess I'll start by saying..hi cyberskull here! I'll be doing blog posts whenever I'm in the mood to do one, when I wanna QQ cause of something that happened in League or when I want to show some awesome games I've had.

Dunno if anyone will read but meh..I'll do this anyways xD so yeah. Thanks for reading this short blog post. If you wanna contact me or play with me:

a) Skype - terminator_xp
b) username/server - submit95/EU West
c) PM me here

K thx bai!

Update


phew, been a while since I talked about my story's. So long, most of you will have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not going to link it to you, since it'll be doing a major rework later on. For those that don't know, my story's are fan-fiction. I started varying form my original idea, and I wished to figure out where I wished them to go. So here's it all down in a nice little speel.

As I said, the main problem was the direction I wished my story's to go. First off, I'm postponing Battle stories and Sedah (if you don't know, don't worry). I'm focusing solely on Champion Stories, this was where I had my major conflict in.

So my original thought for champion stories was "create the journey to the league". I originally went from that into the physical journey to reach the league, but eventually I started diverging from that and was creating extensions of the lore for certain champions.

So now I am going to incorporate both into one, giving a mini-life story of all the champions…

Weird Stuff

So I saw that there's a new MOBAfire website for smite. I've heard of this game but I never knew much about it. I decided to look it up on Wikipedia like I do for everything else. But when you look up smite you get this page.

Here

So if you look at the top it says

"Mensur" redirects here. For persons named Mensur, see Mansur.

I found this really odd, especially cause my IRL name is Mansur. What does smite have to do with fencing. And how does Mensur = Mansur (two different pronunciations, two different area's of the world). I just saw it as odd.

Janna beats Lee Sin Top: HAAARDD COOUNTTTERRRRR



Yeah, so this is sort of inspired by MOWEN who did this same thing vs a SHEN. It turns out that Janna completely obliterates Lee Sin top since you can **** block his damage he does to you with his Q by simply hitting him with a tornado when he's mid flight in a kick. Everyone at the start was like "OMFG REPORT THIS TROLL JANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" on my team, then everyone was all like "OMFG THIS JANNA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS". So yeah uh, this is kind of cool. She pushes better than Lee, has a BALLS TO THE WALL AMAZING SHIELD when your AP starts kicking in and CANNOT BE GANKED EVR when you hit 6. Team fights are pretty extreme with the amount of clutch shields and AOE damage you can do during them. You're like your ADC's SUPER AWESOME BEST FRIEND SUPPORT IF THEY ONLY TOOK STEROIDS. So yeah, try it.

Homosexual Chats on LoL

Background story: I went to the "Noob" Channel on League of Legends and said "Looking for males pretending to be females for erotic purposes. Add me."

This is the result (A troll chat with homosexual elements):


Note: The other party's name has been changed to 'XXX' to protect his personal gay identity.


Please remember that Riot employees will never ask for your password when assisting you.
XXX (7:27): **** YEAH
EVILISLEMONS (7:27): hi there are you a female
XXX (7:27): I'm a male wanting to be female
:c
EVILISLEMONS (7:27): oh that's perfectly fine
XXX (7:27): YUSSSH
EVILISLEMONS (7:28): you sound adorable already
how old are you miss?
XXX (7:28): Only a mere 17
EVILISLEMONS (7:29): aw you're too young for me
XXX (7:29): :c
EVILISLEMONS (7:29): WHY SO YOUNG FOR
but..when do you turn 18
I can wait.
XXX (7:30): Right now.
;)
EVILISLEMONS (7:30): :O
XXX (7:30): Yessir.
EVILISLEMONS (7:30): Awesome
Now we can step it up a notch
XXX (7:30): Indeed we can
EVILISLEMONS (7:30): SO WHAT

Like a Sir







Hello, I am now starting to write books and also small stories, if you want I can do what Overmynd did and make background stories for champions. Just tell me what you think I'm getting lonely. :(

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