Introduction: Due to recent nerfs in her power by mysterious force from above, Evelynn was no good for anything but scouting, still as cunning she made a plan how to pay the bills with scouting - doing the shows where she presents her work, and you just entered one, ladies and gentleman, you are presented with the most disrespected, humiliated and underrated lady of Valoran, Evelynn!
*Suddenly a great applause is heard as out of nowhere on the scene steps Evelynn in her tango outfit, taking the speaker as she yells out*
Evelynn: Hello there, Noxus! How are ya?!
*The crowd applauds some more before calming down as Evelynn continues*
Evelynn: Oh yea..you ****ers came on a good night, good night! Tonight, we will show that I am not the only one humiliated here..that I am not the only one who makes mistakes, and that I am certainly THE only one to blame!
So guys, you know that **** blond hair we call Lux? *the applause is heard in recognition of the name* Thank you, thank you- so, let…