What up yall. My name is "forster82" and I will be walking you through on how to become a God with Bard with this build.
People usually tend to make fun of Bard as they usually have no idea on how great he actually could be, therefore I have made this Guide to make Bard Top the new Meta as he is actually insanely good if you do infact know how to play him properly. Usually people in ranked games during champion selection will say sh*t like: "Oh god another Troll." "Please dont Bard top..." "Report "Insert name*" for playing Bard Top". and many other things. But YOU will be able to make those little sh*ts STFU as YOU will become a God and carry their B*tch A$s with this insane build.
Therefore I introduce you to:
BARD THE GOD TOP

The first ability you will want to get is your "W". The way you are going to use it is by rushing Top (Without picking up your chimes.) and placing your Shrines next to your Turret. Once you have placed 2 Shrines go and get your chimes. And the reason you want to do this after placing your Shrines is because they give you Mana therefore you will be able to once again have it at full and still have 2 Shrines down next to your Turret once you have low Health.

Bards chimes are an absolute game changer. At the start of the game when you head Top, 2 Chimes will spawn the first minute of the game game as previously mentioned in the Chapter above. But when is the correct time to go and get your lovely Chimes to go and attract those dank friendly Meeps? The answer is in between minion waves, when your minions are pushing the enemy Turret and when someone may be in trouble. *Cough Noob Lee Sin Jungling. Anyways, Chimes are really important as they actually increase your Basic Attack damage and give you Bonus effects.

So I know what you fellas are thinking. "Im a Noob. Wuts Bards Ultimate and how do I use it to destroy some Mofos". The best way to use is by using it on enemies that are trying to escape from you and your allies. Remember that his range on this ability is pretty large so make sure to unlock your camera to land some dope sick a$s hits fam. His also works on Turrets so if you want to tower dive some ez people make sure to use it on their Turrets. His also works to dodge some enemies Ult such as Zeds and Fizzs so keep that in mind. <3

Pro Tips:
⬢Being on the Blue Team (Bottom Left Side) gives you a genuine advantage Top because you are able to place a portal that takes you all the way from the River back to your Turret.
⬢Always have 3 next to your Turret for when you have low health.
⬢If you are getting Ganked and the enemies are right on you, try using your Ult on yourself and then flashing. This will cause the enemies to be stunned but you will be able to escape.