Haii haii! I'm QueenMunchy, that's what most people know me as over on r/TeemoTalk. My in game username is Queen Teemo

I'm a Diamond 4 Jungle/Top main and I'm an avid Teemo main, and just recently, I have achieved 400k mastery on him!
This guide is obviously based on a build that is heavily off-meta, but to say that it doesn't perform well, especially the drain tank version, would be a lie.

Well the obvious answer would be; because it's fun! That's the entire point of playing Critmo. You are already playing a pretty underperforming champion, so you might as well have fun with him, right?

Another reason as to why is that this build is more mobile than it's AP counterpart because crit items give Movement speed, and you are maxing Move Quick second. That allows you to be on the map more and get to objectives faster. You are also faster at taking waves, especially if you have Runaan's Hurricane and Titanic Hydra.
One more reason why this build is really good is because it melts tanks, like they just don't exist anymore. Bim bam gg wp.

You also won't be dependent on the enemy not buying Oracle Lens to spot your Noxious Traps because your shrooms will purely act as vision and not damage.

Guinsoo's Rageblade

It applies On-Hit effects twice, if you didn't know, Teemo's E is in fact an On-Hit effect. So it is also applied twice! If you combine that with Nashor's Tooth's On-Hit effect, Kraken Slayer's third auto, and Blade of the Ruined King's On-Hit effect, you get some pretty huge DPS numbers! I also forgot to mention, Runaan's Hurricane's bolts also apply On-Hit effects!

Titanic Hydra

It gives you plenty of Health, which makes you harder to kill and 1 shot. It also works incredibly well with Demolish, and especially well with Runaan's Hurricane.

Blade of the Ruined King

It's a good tank buster item and gives you all the stats you need. It provides you with attack damage, attack speed and life steal, which are all stats you really want in this type of build.

Stormrazor

It provides you with an auto attack that will slow the movement of enemies briefly. That is extremely powerful for both kiting and chasing. But it's only really viable in the Galeforce build.

Wit's End

It's got a really good passive that let's you be more agile in fights and let's you kite better. It's also got really good stats against magic damage. Overall a really decent item if they have magic threats!

Thank you for reading my Critmo guide! I hope that you learned something and can have fun with this whacky build on this incredibly fun fuzzball of a champion!!

See you on the Rift!

QM out!