Not Updated For Current Season
This guide has not yet been updated for the current season. Please keep this in mind while reading. You can see the most recently updated guides on the browse guides page
x
x
Did this guide help you? If so please give them a vote or leave a comment.
You can even win prizes by doing so!
Vote
Comment
I liked this Guide
I didn't like this Guide
Thank You!
Your votes and comments encourage our guide authors to continue
creating helpful guides for the League of Legends community.
INTRODUCTION
IN MY SPARE TIME I PRETEND TO BE A COW. THATS WHY ALISTAR IS MY PRO PICK AS I FEEL A CONNECTION WITH THIS CHAMPION.
THIS GUIDE IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION AND WILL BE UPDATED WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.
IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION ADD ME ON THE EUW SERVER: SEÑOR BUTTPIRATE.
BUT ONLY IF YOUR A GIRL ;)
PROS
+VERY HIGH MOBILITY
+GAP CLOSER AND KNOCKUP
+AOE HEAL
+YOU CAN MOVE THROUGH MINIONS
+GOOD CHAMP TO MAKE PLAYS WITH TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS
+PEOPLE DONT EXPECT YOU TO DO DAMAGE
+CONFUSE PEOPLE IN CHAMP SELECT
+YOU ARE A COW
+YOU CANT BE MILKED
+MOO
CONS
-NEEDS ITEMS
-OFTEN CONSIDERD A TROLL PICK (I DONT KNOW WHY)
-SQUISHY AS YOGHURT
-YOU ARE A COW
-YOU CANT BE MILKED :(
+VERY HIGH MOBILITY
+GAP CLOSER AND KNOCKUP
+AOE HEAL
+YOU CAN MOVE THROUGH MINIONS
+GOOD CHAMP TO MAKE PLAYS WITH TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS
+PEOPLE DONT EXPECT YOU TO DO DAMAGE
+CONFUSE PEOPLE IN CHAMP SELECT
+YOU ARE A COW
+YOU CANT BE MILKED
+MOO
CONS
-NEEDS ITEMS
-OFTEN CONSIDERD A TROLL PICK (I DONT KNOW WHY)
-SQUISHY AS YOGHURT
-YOU ARE A COW
-YOU CANT BE MILKED :(
FOR ALISTAR I GO 21/0/9. DONT PUT ANY IN DEFENSE YOU'RE NOT A *****. YOU'RE A COW.
ALISTAR IS A MANA HUNGRY CHAMPION AND THUS ITS RECOMMENDED TO PUT 9 IN ULTILITY FOR THAT EXTRA BIT OF MOVEMENT SPEED AND MANA REGEN.
ALTERNATIVELY IF YOU FEEL YOUR TESTOSTERONE BUILDING UP. GO 30/0/0 AND WRECK SOME FACES.
ALISTAR IS A MANA HUNGRY CHAMPION AND THUS ITS RECOMMENDED TO PUT 9 IN ULTILITY FOR THAT EXTRA BIT OF MOVEMENT SPEED AND MANA REGEN.
ALTERNATIVELY IF YOU FEEL YOUR TESTOSTERONE BUILDING UP. GO 30/0/0 AND WRECK SOME FACES.
SKILL ORDER TO MAX
R->Q->W->E
THIS SKILL WILL HELP YOU CHASE AFTER OTHERS WHO TREMBLE IN FEAR. ITS ALSO A GOOD WAY TO PUSH YOUR LANE.
YOUR PRIMARY SPELL IN THE EARLY GAME TO DAMAGE. THE REASON TO MAX Q BEFORE E IS BECAUSE OF THE UNDERPOWERED RATIO'S OF THIS SKILL (RIOT PLS BUFF).
R->Q->W->E
PASSIVE: TRAMPLE
Quoted:
After casting a spell, for 3 seconds Alistar ignores unit collision and deals 6 + (1 × level) (+ 10% AP) magic damage to nearby enemy units and structures each second. Trample deals double damage to minions and monsters, dealing 12 + (2 × level) (+ 20% AP) damage per second.
THIS SKILL WILL HELP YOU CHASE AFTER OTHERS WHO TREMBLE IN FEAR. ITS ALSO A GOOD WAY TO PUSH YOUR LANE.
Q:PULVERIZE
Quoted:
ACTIVE: Alistar smashes the ground beneath him, dealing magic damage to nearby enemies and knocking them up for 1 second. Upon landing, they are stunned for 0.5 seconds.
YOUR PRIMARY SPELL IN THE EARLY GAME TO DAMAGE. THE REASON TO MAX Q BEFORE E IS BECAUSE OF THE UNDERPOWERED RATIO'S OF THIS SKILL (RIOT PLS BUFF).
W:HEADBUTT
ACTIVE: Alistar dashes to an enemy, dealing magic damage and knocking it back a set distance over 1 second. The target is also briefly immobilized upon landing.
THIS IS YOUR GAP-CLOSER. THIS SKILL CAN EITHTER HELP YOUR TEAM TO SWEET VICTORY OR GIVE YOUR TEAM A REASON TO RAGE AGAINST YOU. THIS SKILL IS ALSO A GREAT DISENGAGE TOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN BASH PEOPLE OVER WALLS. AND THIS SKILL JUST HURT. I MEAN CMON. GETTING HIT BY A BULL IS PAINFULL.
THIS IS YOUR GAP-CLOSER. THIS SKILL CAN EITHTER HELP YOUR TEAM TO SWEET VICTORY OR GIVE YOUR TEAM A REASON TO RAGE AGAINST YOU. THIS SKILL IS ALSO A GREAT DISENGAGE TOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN BASH PEOPLE OVER WALLS. AND THIS SKILL JUST HURT. I MEAN CMON. GETTING HIT BY A BULL IS PAINFULL.
E:TRIUMPHANT ROAR
ACTIVE: Alistar heals himself, with nearby allies healing for half that amount. Triumphant Roar's cooldown is reduced by 2 seconds whenever a nearby enemy unit dies.
THIS HEAL IS GOOD FOR PUSHING LANES BECAUSE THE MINIONS WILL ALSO BE HEALED. BE IF YOUR GOOD AT AP ALISTAR YOU DONT NEED TO HEAL YOURSELF, SCRUB. I USE THE HEAL AS A LICH BANE PROC.
ACTIVE: Alistar heals himself, with nearby allies healing for half that amount. Triumphant Roar's cooldown is reduced by 2 seconds whenever a nearby enemy unit dies.
THIS HEAL IS GOOD FOR PUSHING LANES BECAUSE THE MINIONS WILL ALSO BE HEALED. BE IF YOUR GOOD AT AP ALISTAR YOU DONT NEED TO HEAL YOURSELF, SCRUB. I USE THE HEAL AS A LICH BANE PROC.
UNBREABABLE WILL
ACTIVE: Alistar roars, removing all crowd control effects on himself. For 7 seconds afterwards, he gains bonus attack damage and takes reduced physical and magic damage.
THIS ULT WILL MAKE YOU AS STRONG AS BLUE CHEESE. USE THIS ULT MID FIGHT TO REMOVE THE CC AND PROCEED TO MILK YOUR OPPONENTS.
ACTIVE: Alistar roars, removing all crowd control effects on himself. For 7 seconds afterwards, he gains bonus attack damage and takes reduced physical and magic damage.
THIS ULT WILL MAKE YOU AS STRONG AS BLUE CHEESE. USE THIS ULT MID FIGHT TO REMOVE THE CC AND PROCEED TO MILK YOUR OPPONENTS.
SPELLS I RECOMMEND
ALSO USEFULL
EXPLANATION:
THIS SPELL IS USED TO GAPCLOSE OR TO ESCAPE FROM OTHERS. FLASH INTO A TEAM AND FOLLOW IT UP WITH A Q AND THROW SOMEONE IN YOUR TEAM. THEN PROCEED TO 1V4 THE TEAM AS YOUR TEAM HANDLES THE ONE YOU JUST THREW AT HIM.
USE THIS SPELL TO DENY THE HEALING/LIFESTEAL/SPELLVAMP EFFECTS. ALWAYS USEFULL.
TELEPORT IS A GOOD IN SOME SITUATIONS. IT REQUIRES SOME TEAMWORK TO MAKE THIS WORK OUT. IF YOUR PLAYING WITH SOME FRIEND FEEL FREE TO USE IT.
SOME PEOPLE PREFER RUNNING. I DONT. IM LAZY. BUT IF YOUR FEELING ACTIVE TODAY GO AHEAD AND USE IT.
IF YOUR AGAINST A HARD LANE WITH NO KILL POTENTIAL GET BARRIER TO DEFEND YOURSELF.
ALSO USEFULL
EXPLANATION:
THIS SPELL IS USED TO GAPCLOSE OR TO ESCAPE FROM OTHERS. FLASH INTO A TEAM AND FOLLOW IT UP WITH A Q AND THROW SOMEONE IN YOUR TEAM. THEN PROCEED TO 1V4 THE TEAM AS YOUR TEAM HANDLES THE ONE YOU JUST THREW AT HIM.
USE THIS SPELL TO DENY THE HEALING/LIFESTEAL/SPELLVAMP EFFECTS. ALWAYS USEFULL.
TELEPORT IS A GOOD IN SOME SITUATIONS. IT REQUIRES SOME TEAMWORK TO MAKE THIS WORK OUT. IF YOUR PLAYING WITH SOME FRIEND FEEL FREE TO USE IT.
SOME PEOPLE PREFER RUNNING. I DONT. IM LAZY. BUT IF YOUR FEELING ACTIVE TODAY GO AHEAD AND USE IT.
IF YOUR AGAINST A HARD LANE WITH NO KILL POTENTIAL GET BARRIER TO DEFEND YOURSELF.
DID YOU KNOW?
[*] BULLS DO NOT GET ANGRY AT THE COLOR RED.
[*] AT SPANISH BULL FIGHTING THEY WEAKEN THE BULL BEFORE FIGHTING THE BULL. COWARDS.
[*] 533 PRO BULLFIGHTS DIED BECAUSE OF BULL FIGHTING. TAKE THAT HUMANITY.
[*] COWS PRODUCE 25 GALLONS OF SALIVA EACH DAY.
[*] THE AVERAGE COW PRODUCES 1500 GALLONS OF MILK. EXCEPT ALISTAR.
[*] COWS CANT VOMIT.
[*] COWS ARE LAZY ANIMALS. THEY SPEND 10 TO 12 HOURS LYING DOWN.
TAKE THAT HUMAN.
[*] BULLS DO NOT GET ANGRY AT THE COLOR RED.
[*] AT SPANISH BULL FIGHTING THEY WEAKEN THE BULL BEFORE FIGHTING THE BULL. COWARDS.
[*] 533 PRO BULLFIGHTS DIED BECAUSE OF BULL FIGHTING. TAKE THAT HUMANITY.
[*] COWS PRODUCE 25 GALLONS OF SALIVA EACH DAY.
[*] THE AVERAGE COW PRODUCES 1500 GALLONS OF MILK. EXCEPT ALISTAR.
[*] COWS CANT VOMIT.
[*] COWS ARE LAZY ANIMALS. THEY SPEND 10 TO 12 HOURS LYING DOWN.
TAKE THAT HUMAN.
You must be logged in to comment. Please login or register.