"what the **** is this build", you ask? it is a build designed exclusively to tilt both your team and the other team, while also being basically worthless to both sides.

your objective is to farm. sounds simple, and hecarim typically does that a lot - he needs items to scale. however, with this amazing build, you must never gank. the only time you may go into another lane is to use minion dematerializer on the enemy minions - preferably cannon. if you're out of MD's, just smite it. now, i know what you're thinking - what if my laner thinks that i'm coming in for a gank? what if the enemy laner is very fed due to my lack of ganking this lane, and i might die while attempting to secure the cannon minion? worry not, friend, for this is what your E and ghost is for. high-speed cannon taking is something very few other junglers can contest in comparison to hecarim, and it's quite a spectacle.

now, as for interaction with the enemy jungler - don't do it! every time you see them, E away. some junglers might attempt to punish hecarim's earlygame - counter this by warding and going into their jungle when you think they might be counterjungling you! alternatively, attempt to make friends with this alien species. type something friendly in allchat, like "hello friend!! i hope we have a very nice clean match out there today. i wish you luck with taking your camps". this will basically garuntee the fact that the enemy jungler will never see you that game.

in lanes, there are objects known as "brushes", or "bushes" to the less intelligent variant of ape - if the enemy laner has his river warded or is playing cautiously, you can use these to your advantage while securing cannons! simply sit in the bush, go and make some tea, and when you come back, your team should have MIA pinged you at least 10 times, and the enemy laner should be pushed up to your turret! - this is good, as it's likely that the wave he pushed up in has a cannon in it. simply walk up to the wave, dematerialize or smite the cannon, and E away. it works 100% of the time, 9% of the time.