HEART STARTS AND HORSESHOES, CLOVERS AND THE MOON, HOURGLASS AND RAINBOWS, AND TASTY RED BALOONS!

Items: "Ok doods this is how it gos. First you start out with your heart crystal because to go ham you need to be like taric with crystals because he is TOO OP. Now after your you back after your first penta with poppy you buy the rest of the stuff. (CAUTION)- Buy in order or you wont do as well as I do in ranked games homie G. Ohmwreck, this item will be extremely important to you because you need to tower dive and bop them hard. Also get a jungling item WITHOUT smite because your gonna go into your jungle and the enemies and take that **** man."

Abilities: "If not in this order you cant BOP hard like a pro."

Masteries: "Follow these Masteries to bop because you need to invest your 21 into Utility to run fast and get buffs from your jungler and the other."

Runes: "So you have to have alllllllllll the health in the world to bop hard under tower and make them suck you off THREE TIMES, must be 3 very crucial to your performance in ranked game."

Items: "Get these items to be able to die, revive, then tp in and rape them with your long pointy items."

Abilities: "Get this to rape them with your sticks."

Masteries: "Get this so you can make them suffer for eating your pie. And then bash them with Christmas boxes"

Runes: "Get this to be like Sonic, run in and rape."

Items: "This allows you to be a what they call "SWORDMASTER" so you grab each of the ultimater warrior hexakill swords to shove up their butts plus having a boot makes you faster in oder to slowly shove your coke down their throats."

Abilities: "Yea get this loser"

Masteries: "Fill up the Offense mastery page so you can be like a weener in the game an rekt sai them to death"

Runes: "Energy, you will need this rune because when rapeing it takes energy and you might get tired so yes. Then the armor pen is for absoulutely going THROUGH the condom when rape is on baby. Then cd reduction so you can came faster."