I have been working on this guide for quite some time. Ever since my friend DANNI FOKKING HVAÐ left a game we were playing so that he could eat an appetizer. In fact here is a direct quote.
"I went to eat an appetizer"
-Daniel "Lobo" Guðránnarson

As we were playing this game 3v5 after Irelia left the game I discovered this op build by complete coincedence. I was playing Thresh at the time but does it really matter what champ you play when you have such an op build.

You want to start at the golems and utilize your smite to max efficiency. You do this until you get enough gold to get your Atma's Impaler. REMEMBER TO SAVE SMITE FOR THEIR JUNGLER SO HE DONT TAKE NONE OF YO GOLD. Then you can start roaming since you have that all important 15% crit chance. Abuse this item because we all know that Rito will be nerfing it soon. I MEAN IT GIVES YOU 45 ARMOR FOR BASED GODS SAKE. SO OP

So if you get a good early game you need to rush a radiance so you can get that really good Roshan control. If not just try to get the Runan's as fast as you can. Its super good because it gives you 70% attack speed. I know that the passive only works with ranged champions but you should not let the meta keep you down. FIGHT THE POWAH SOUL BROTHA.

IF YOU HAVE ALL THE ITEMS I TOLD YOU TO BUY YOU NEED NO MORE TIPS. IF THE OTHER TEAM DOESNT GIVE UP IMMEDIATLY ITS OBVIOUS THEY DONT KNOW HOW.So this is my guide. Now go out my followers and teach all those who doubt about trilane galio. Im sorta like jesus like that. Defying the romans and all that. NOW GO BE THE PROUD NUBIAN PRINCESS YOU ARE

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-Smashingjung
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-Gurdurr
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-Heiðar Bergsson
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