Skarner Build Guide by SenorRopa
How to Score the Big Nut (Patch 9.2) Skarner Jungle GuideBy SenorRopa | Updated on August 27, 2019
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Runes: The Counter-Drive-By Build
+10% Attack Speed
+9 Adaptive (5.4 AD or 9 AP)
+10% Attack Speed
Ability Order Use this to do Drive-By's with the Squad
Threats & Synergies
All the enemy players are Bonobo Moneys and I would add all the champions to this list but Mobafire makes placing all the champions on here exhuasting. No one is a threat, move on to the next part of the guide.
Neckbeards that no-life this game have an edge on you, not only are they going to dawn their coolest skins bought from Mommy's wallet, they will also try to say dumb s*** in chat like "ggez" if you lose. My advice is to rub one out at the tilt you might feel and freakin play more league.
Any Bonobo monkey on a computer that can remotely see your pings and follow-up for an engage/gank/objective
Trolls have a tendency to be flaccid. They will int after giving up one death in game and think it is lost. Or maybe they will int for fun. Either way, they aren't staying hungry and they do not follow the ways of "the Nut."
Champion Build Guide
As the chapter title mentions, playing a champion with this much Nut requires a mental that you may not have. If you're reading this guide, you're probably on 10-game-tilter and things are getting worse by the minute. If I'm guessing right, which I normally am right, you sold your house today to buy a Diamond-Smurfed League account so that your friends don't totally shun you and your parents don't disown you. This is not the way of the Nut.
Here's one of the fattest Nuts you can get:
You've been holding in a flash for a good 10 minutes, their carry is farming up the lane to push. They honestly don't even need the gold at this point, they've been shafting you all game. You're in a bush with a control ward. And best part... you brought your squad to enjoy this moment with you. This is the moment of perfect bliss. The stars are lined up just right. The ecstasy of the moment makes you transcend this world as you pull off your combo. It is so dirty that it's clean. So brutal, that the enemy thanks you for ending it quick. It is mercy.
If you are not looking for plays like these, then you cannot Nut with the greatest. You may be Diamond, or Master, or Challenger, but prestige does not buy fulfillment.
"Only the Nut is happiness. Only the Nut is Success. Only the Nut."
This is your mantra.
(I'm publishing this as a work in progress. I believe my message is important for the masses, and I'm just getting started...)
1) Skarner is actually the only champion woke enough to realize he is being played in a children's videogame which exploits young kids like me to spend money on worthless chromas. And therefore Skarner lets us players put on a chroma for free.
2) If Sonic the Hedgehog and Skarner had a race, Skarner would be sippin Mojitos near the finish line right as the starting pistol fires.
3) The "Better Nerf Irelia" meme was really an office joke at Riot HQ where someone said "Better Nerf Skarner" and was misheard as 'Irelia.' Now you know.
4)Ever Watch Casting Couch? Skarner was actually the inspiration for the show. The director played League and said hey, this would be a great series.
5) Skarner is the least picked Champion in League not because he is underpowered, but because he is a humble G. Instead of spending time on the rift, he puts roots in the community. It was announced as of patch 9.2 that Skarner created over 100 schools in all of Runeterra bettering the community while Yasuo still screams at INTing Tilters in Solo/Duo.
Where might you ask are his oil mines?
Here's a map I made. It's disgustingly simple to read, but to understand, requires a PhD at Harvard University. In short, this is what you should take away: the opposing jungler is a Disconnect Bonobo Monkey.
You should make the enemy jungler feel like uninstalling after minute 5, and have them literally uninstall by minute 10.
Skarner clears so fast its disgusting. When he goes into jungle camps, he not only kills the Adults, but the new-borns too. Honestly don't know why this is a rated-T game with the amount of jungle-genocide possible on this champion.
Is the opposing jungler trying to contest you? Laughable... Just fight near your crystal spires and bring forth the might of 239 years of Independence.