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Zilean Humor Guide by link491

Top I'm the Bomb-- No, Really! I'm the Bomb!

Top I'm the Bomb-- No, Really! I'm the Bomb!

Updated on March 1, 2015
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11 25 21,792 Views 34 Comments League of Legends Build Guide Author link491 Zilean Build Guide By link491 Updated on March 1, 2015
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Recommended Items

Bloodthirster Statikk Shiv Phantom Dancer Infinity Edge Berserker's Greaves - Alacrity Guardian Angel

Spells:

LoL Summoner Spell: Revive

Revive

LoL Summoner Spell: Smite

Smite

Items

FOR ALLAH
Bloodthirster Statikk Shiv Phantom Dancer Infinity Edge Berserker's Greaves - Alacrity Guardian Angel
Popcorn for Allah!
Muramana Blade of the Ruined King Infinity Edge Phantom Dancer Statikk Shiv Ionian Boots of Lucidity

Ability Order

Time in a Bottle (PASSIVE)

Zilean Passive Ability

Time Bomb (Q)
Q

Rewind (W)
W

Time Warp (E)
E

Chronoshift (R)
R
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Zilean counters well

Shaco
3.4 CR
Tahm Kench
3.8 CR
Mel
3.8 CR

Zilean gets countered

Sona
6 CR
Zyra
5.8 CR
Milio
5.8 CR
More Zilean Counters

Introduction

911 VIEWS! FOR ALLAH!

*UPDATE*
I have been told by some mod that my holy scriptures that i have documented here are aparently offensive those who find this offensive should learn to take a joke so i have made changes to fit the following requests that were sent to me:
1. Guides like this need to be in the humor category in guide settings
-Fixed, moved to humor section
2. You spammed to reach the 5k character limit
-Cut all text down, cmoplete guide now has around 1500 words, including spoilers and coding.
3. Your guide is somewhat offensive.
-I have taken all writings that could be considered even moderately offensive and placed them into a spoiler, so if you want to read about my insanity, you can still read it there. If this does not meet a requirement, i request that a mod message me, and i will have no problems removing all of my insane speech from the guide altogether.

as a personal request, please do not penalize my other guides for this one, i have put work into my guides and i would appreciate it if you DID NOT attack them because you are angry about this one.

Thank you, come again. :)

Now, a brief warning:

DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILER TABS UNLESS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE AND RACIST COMMENTS AGAINST THE WORLD'S DIFFERENT ETHNIC GROUPS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED



First of all, i will say that this guide, while written for those of us that enjoy trolling, does work surprisingly well. Zilean has one of the highest levels of base damage for his Time Bomb and his ultimate can be ridiculous with the large amount of ability power you will gain from using this build. The build DOES work, as i have tried it with my buddy, lukyo and have lost maybe 2/10 games that i have played using this build. It is recommended that you use this build with friends, who can play to compliment your build and play style, so that you may still do well.

My goal with this guide is to have it achieve the lowest possible rating for a Zilean guide, so if you approve of my troll guide, please down vote it!
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Pros / Cons

Pros
-You're an old man
-Your ultimate will heal for an insane amount, and will probably actually let you win team fights
-You will be able to support early game because of your kit, and you will be a ridiculously scary threat late game.

Cons
-You will die. A lot
-Your team will think that you're ******ed
-Many people think that Zilean is a terrible champion.
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Runes

The runes should be pretty self explanatory. We want to have the most lifesteal that we can get, and do the most damage.
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Masteries

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Items

Item Sequence

Bloodthirster 3400
Statikk Shiv 2700
Phantom Dancer 2650
Infinity Edge 3450
Berserker's Greaves - Alacrity 1550
Guardian Angel 3200
The items that we want are selected for us to get a nice amount of damage and life steal, to make us harder to kill.
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Skill Sequence

Ability Sequence
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
You want to max yourq first so that you can do the most damage with it, remember to max your ultimate at level 6, 11, 16. We get our slow whenever we can, with only one point into our w at level 2 so that we can dual bomb as soon as possible. so, in order of importance:
R>Q>E>W
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Spells


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We get revive and smite because they are the most over-powered spells ever, you will be able to get some sick ***s with your smite, and revive on Zilean is shenanigans.
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Summary

Thanks for reading my guide, ummm, to those of you that have complied to my demands and down-voted me, thanks. to those of you that graciously reported my guide, so that i could meet requirements, and fix the problems that were being had with it, thanks (i guess?).
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