Step 1. Don't be a *****
Step 2. Cheese
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Quadra kill

I am Otery, or as you might know me who is that dirty cheese seller in my jungle? or Who is that man with the penguins and ripe cheese in the bush, or the man who got a quadra on Bard, or simply Evald-Schelde on LoL nr. 2 Bard world.

Full damage, you are not a *****

You need the core to oneshot, you should base when you can afford two items, if you base before you are a little *****. You don't need boots LB and Ludens give MS...
The rest are for damage and CDR

AA-Q-AA-Gunblade-Ult-Q-AA
throw in some spells here and there for ***** bane procs what do I know...

Pros:
Cheddar
Gorgonzola
Gouda
Brie

Cons:
You need ham in order to make a ham cheese sandwich, so if you are a little ***** you can't make a decent sandwich and therefore not play bard.
ALWAYS GO HAM

Wtf is a team?

Can cheese super effectively

Just farm champions, if you hit minions it is a waste of meeps...

You need tp to cheese everyone knows that