DISCLAIMER: THIS SH!T IS NOT OVER SON THIS GUIDE IS A WIP SO ILL KEEP UPDATING IT

im woodie, a silver V wukong god

i dont play ranked at all so no hatepls

ive mained wukong since start of S3 and have played ~75% of my games with him

kill all the cheeky bronze kunts when you show them the c0ck of a true based god
play wukong today!

if you use my build and follow all of my steps to swagdom, you will never lose a game ever and you will see yourself in diamond within 3 days or ur money back!

Q: "What about triforce?"
A: get the fhuck out of my classroom

Q: "Jungle Wuko-"
A: SHUT THE FHUCK UP WUKONG IS NOT A JUNGLER
JUNGLING IS FOR PU$$IES WHO DONT WANNA FIGHT 1V1 GO BACK TO DOTA

Q: "whatabout AP wukong huehuehue"
A: only 1 ap ratio, on decoy, and it is only 40% with no burst. read the champion description first son

Q: "what is the best music to listen to when playing wukong?"
A: many say that listening to "kung fu fighting" by carl douglas outputs the best wukong results, but studies by me have shown that brodyquest is in fact a healthier alternative

Q: "is this song complete"
A: neigh.

PROS

fhucking insane damage

arguably best ult in the game

invis

builds well

scales well

CONS

meh earlygame

darius c0ckblock

gets fhucked by CC of any kind unless you are a juke god

Q CRUSHING BLOW-

empowered auto with pretty meh damage, but huge armor shred utility. good range so pretty easy to poke with if you have infinite mana or some sh!t. max second bc nimbus does more damage and the base armor shred on wukong is good enough to get you through the first half of the game

W DECOY-

its wukongs pride n joy the ol' 1-2 fhuck you punch in the face thats made millions sneer "not even close, baby" since 2011. max last, its not worth the cdr at all, and ap wukong sucks so dont even try that sh!t on me

E NIMBUS STRIKE-

our god rides the clouds like an angel of wuju damage. gap closer with relatively low cd. max first because it does the most level scaling damage. combo is typically Q-E-W which will be further discussed in combos tab

R CYCLONE-

highest damage ratio on any ult in the game, hence "wukong damage god 420". max whenever possible (6 11 16). relatively low cd for an ult, dont even bother using it if you dont think youll kill the guy. grants increased ms and a knockup for YASUO synergy and good for creating distance when escaping

PASSIVE STONE SKIN-

strong for teamfights, gives wu the built in tankiness he needs when building full swords and sh!t so max it 100% of the time

THIS IS A VERY HIGHLY DISCUSSED TOPIC ON WUKONG AND ONE WHICH I HAVE A DIFFERING OPINION FROM MOST PEOPLE NSFW

many people say the best wukong combo is E-Q-W for good poke and to easily get in and out w/out taking damage

HOW THE-FHUCK EVER

the best combo for the most damage on our god wu is the classic Q-E-W.
EXPLANATION: Q armor shred. PLUS max dmg ability NIMBUS STRIKE (E)= more damage.
try to weave in a few autos after E as well, if you catch em off guard.

W for escape if necessary, but if you dont have to, dont bother wasting the mana or the cd.

if you are playing against a pu$$y champion like fiora, try to all in kill her with Q-E-R-IGNITE-HYDRA ACTIVE-WHATEVER THE FHUCK ELSE YOU HAVE

wukongs mana pool is fhucking low- combo twice and ur oom motherfhucker

so just auto minions to freeze the wave and save your mana to kill ur lane opponent

SPAM AUTO THE FIRST WAVE SO YOU GET LEVEL 2 FIRST
YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO GET THE FARM ON THE FIRST WAVE JUST KILL THE MINIONS SO YOU GET LEVEL 2 FIRST

WHEN YOU DO, FHUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PU$$Y WITH A NICE Q-E SPECIAL DELUXE

wukong has pretty good farming advantages as he has abilities that allow him to tune his damage output to the fullest effect, allowing you to farm under turret rather easily- making wukong a very resilient lane opponent- HE ALWAYS COMES BACK

if you are ahead, roam mid with after 6 or even before 6 or even roam when you are behind in lane just fhucking roam you will get free kills and snowball like nunu during fhuckin christmastime

more like "wukongfights" because that's basically what it is tbh

Q-E-ULT the carries and congratulations, free lp.

remember dont go E-Q that sh!ts for pu$$ies and only W when you gotta

try to get a yasuo mid- damage is ridic...also dont worry about full AD teams because if they build armor you got a fhuckton of armor pen w/ Q and runes and LW and brutalizer
plus bronze noobs dont know what armor is so no worries

autolock wu every game bc the early bird gets the LP

if you are first pick ban darius ALWAYS