@Aurelial

If you actually read the guide, I go into great depth about the 6th item.
And why would i spend points on cooldown in masteries when i cap cd anyway?
Compare that the 1% of mana per 5 seconds health regen, that results in crazy sustain considering you finish with 3.5k mana. +35 health per second on top of your natural regen.

Only 5 items, not a fan of the offensive tree, and no Intelligence from the utility tree? C'mon man, step up your game.

The guide posses various elements which will be of use to fellow abecedarians. Certain areas need polishing and reformatting explicitly the first two sections need an extra space to separate them in a pair of paragraphs. Oh I do like the pun of the title as well.

Not to be abrupt but regarding the "Dont feel bad if you are called a noob for building..." part in the important knowledge section, while I wouldn't be as curt to condemn someone a noob for building said items I would correct them nonetheless since they're to simply put it out-shined by other items. If you are fearful of your AP opponents then simply rush Banshee's Veil which will suffice with your runes and in certain occasions when against Veigar for example I'd also get Mercury's Treads which works incredibly well against said champion. If your in need of some health to make yourself more 'bulky' then get Rod of Ages instead of Rylai's Crystal Scepter even if you get it mid-game or late and it doesn't achieve its still full potential it will serves a far better purpose since it does provide a chunk of mana, health and AP (just a bonus).

I really wouldn't even mention Rabadon's Deathcap unless to tell don't get it - its just over 3.6k down the drain. When talking of Quicksilver Sash I'd include Skarner since hes a lot more common then Warwick or Malzahar.

Runes and Masteries are more or less correct. Just slight error in Masteries in missing out Summoner's Wrath so minus one point in Mental Force and place it there for Ignite. You should expand on both areas in their own sections adding additional options and your personal view on these, notable examples being: Greater Seal of Knowledge, Greater Glyph of Knowledge & Teleport.

I'd add Scarra stream (http://www.twitch.tv/scarra) to the list of notorious Ryze players.