Hello! I am a Janna main since season 3. The only ranked games I win are with Janna so you can tell this guide is the real thing.

I need a girlfriend :p

I'm 5'7 please don't be taller than me, if you had sex with tons of guys I'm not gonna date you or touch you no matter how hot you are. I'm old fashioned and I need a classy girl.

Nice guys don't like dirty girls. Have some class tired of going out with girls that have no respect for their body and if you think I'm gonna hookup with you I'll laugh in your face.

I consider myself a very open minded and liberal guy, I myself am white, the dominant race in America, but because of my progressive nature I've dated women of all racial backgrounds. Here's what I noticed:

White women: narcissistic, self-important, try too hard to be men, need I say more? ;)

Black women: ****ty and trashy and just unattractive, usually uneducated, have a big head if they are educated

Latin women: very loyal, but too loud, way too into religious and their families

Asian women: Perfect. Just perfect :) Loyal, kind, known how to treat a man, educated, classy, the whole package

Asian women where you at??

Attack speed is great early game on Janna because her shield has a phatty 50 AD tacked onto it level 1.

Armor Seals + AP Glyphs, don't need MR because Janna can build MR easily without sacrificing much

~Starting Items~

Starting Ancient Coin allows you to win lane even if you miss CS! Iconic


~VS AP HEAVY~

This is the best possible thing because you can build Banner of Command and just splitpush every 120 seconds and those ******s can't even kill the minion lol


~VS AD HEAVY~

Also a splitpushing build, but worse. Rush Lich Bane then Dead Man's Plate. Literally only splitpush with this build and use Dead Man's to run away when ppl come to get the splitpushing Janna


~Core Items~

Honestly you only really need Boots of Mobility


~Alternative Team Play Build~

If you CANNOT trust your teammates to not fight 4v5 while you splitpush and win them the game, you can build Rabadon's Deathcap and just sit in the back shielding your carry or tank or whatever in teamfights. The ulti displacement and fatty heal is great in team fights. If your support sucks or is a fake support like Zyra, Velkoz, Annie, or Brand, you can build Mikael's Crucible for your poor adc ://

TP to a losing lane and heal them go back top

Pros

♂Great Mobility
♂Survivability due to disengage+shield+heals
♂She's cute

Cons

♀Literally none? Lol???

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Anecdotally proven to make you 50% better when using this guide


My twitter: @cawayee