THIS GUIDE IS A JOKE GUIDE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. YOU HAVE 100% CHANCE OF LOSING YOUR GAME IF YOU PLAY THIS BUILD
Yo w***up, I'm Chromuro and today I want to show you the power of Kayle. I'm a retired LCS player, I peaked bronze 1 in season 1 and I've been stuck there since that moment. The reworked Kayle will help me get to S4 this season, so now I'll explain which build I use to carry those iron *** of your teammates.

There aren't any cons, wtf is a cons? I'm the real pros here. But I'll list the negative and positive sides of Kayle anyway.

Pros: + me + + late game beast + + some healing + + every other champion is garbage +

Cons - wtf it's garbage pre-6 - - how I'm supposed to use this champions for 6 levels - - riot is stupid - - has innately the yasuo passive where you need to int the first 11 levels to then carry -

As the Rune Wars raged, Mount Targon stood as a beacon against the oncoming darkness— Kayle and her twin sister Morgana were born beneath that light. Their parents, Mihira and Kilam, began the perilous climb in search of the power to save their tribe from destruction.

Even when Mihira learned she was with child, she pushed onward. At the mountain’s summit, she was chosen as a divine vessel for the Aspect of Justice, wielding a sword that blazed with a fire brighter than the sun.

Not long after, the twins were born. Kayle, the elder by a breath, was as bright as Morgana was dark.

But Mihira had become a fearsome warrior, far greater than any mortal. Kilam began to fear her new divinity, and the sorcerous enemies that were drawn to her light. He resolved to take the girls out of harm’s way, journeying across the Conquerer’s Sea to a settlement where the land itself was said to offer protection against magic.

In their new homeland, Kilam raised the twins, their temperaments growing more different with each passing day. Kayle was precocious, often arguing with the settlement’s leaders about their rules—she had no real memory of her mother’s powers, but knew the laws were meant to keep them all safe. Her father rarely spoke of such things, but Kayle was certain Mihira had saved them by ending the Rune Wars on some distant battlefield.

When the twins were teenagers, a streak of flame split the sky. A sword smoldering with celestial fire struck the ground between Kayle and her sister, breaking in two—Kilam was distraught when he recognized the blade as Mihira’s.

Kayle eagerly snatched up one half of the weapon, feathered wings springing forth from her shoulders, and Morgana cautiously followed her example. In that moment, Kayle felt more connected to her mother than ever, certain that this was a sign she was alive and wanted her daughters to follow the same path as her.

The people of the settlement believed the girls had been blessed by the stars, destined to protect the fledgling nation of Demacia from outsiders. These winged protectors became symbols of light and truth, and were revered by all. Kayle fought in many battles, flying at the head of the growing militia and imbuing the weapons of the worthy with her own sanctified fire… but in time, her pursuit of justice began to consume her. Seeing threats within and without, she founded a judicator order to enforce the law, and hunted down rebels and reavers with equal fervor.

But there was one person she softened her judgment toward. To the dismay of her followers, Kayle allowed Morgana to rehabilitate wrongdoers who appeared humble enough to admit their guilt. Kayle’s protege, Ronas, was the most disapproving of all—he swore to do what Kayle would not, and attempted to imprison Morgana.

Kayle returned to find the people rioting, and Ronas dead. Consumed by rage, she looked down upon the city, and summoned her divine fire to cleanse the city of its sins.

Morgana flew up to meet her, raising her blade. If Kayle was to purge the darkness she saw in mortal hearts, she would have to start with her own sister. The two battled across the heavens, each matching the other’s terrible blows and striking the buildings beneath them to rubble.

Abruptly, the fight was halted by their father’s anguished cry.

Kayle watched Kilam die in her sister’s arms, a senseless victim of the violence that had overtaken the city that day. Then she held the two halves of their mother’s sword in her hands, and vowed she would never again let mortal emotions rule her. As she leapt back into the sky, soaring high above the clouds, she felt she could almost see Mount Targon beyond the horizon, its formidable peak bathed red by the setting sun.

There she would seek perfect, celestial clarity. There she would stand at her mother’s side, and fulfill her legacy to the Aspect of Justice.

Though she has been absent from Demacia for many centuries, Kayle’s legend has inspired much of the kingdom’s culture and law. Grand statues and icons of the Winged Protector give strength to the heart of every warrior who marches to illuminate the night, and banish all shadows from their land.

In times of strife and chaos, there are many who cling to the hope that Kayle might eventually return… and others who pray that such a day will never come.

Read here about kayle's lore

You can read the full story here

Abris’ stomach tightened into knots as he waited on the steps of a shining temple. Standing watch before the temple doors was a statue of the Protector. The setting sun silhouetted its face, casting a radiant aura around its bowed head. It was carved in white stone that sparkled with flecks of gold. Great wings framed its shoulders as it held two swords against its chest. The statue’s helmeted expression was blank, austere, more perfect than any human. Hundreds of candles covered the plinth at its feet.

Abris leaned his sword and shield against the base of the sculpture. They were as pristine and unmarred as the stone swords above him. He was told that the Protector blessed virtuous soldiers of Demacia, and felt a strange comfort at its presence.

An elderly woman cloaked in white exited the door of the temple.

“Please, do you have a moment?” Abris called out to her.

She made her way, slowly, over to him.

“The Illuminators always stop for those in need. Tell me, what do you seek here?” Her face crinkled as she spoke, but her eyes were kind.

“I… I leave for battle tomorrow,” said Abris. He opened and closed his fists, nervous. “My sword arm is strong, and I am proud to defend Demacia's honor. But I wonder—how can I claim to be any better than the barbarians invading our lands if I slaughter them just the same? What good are our white walls and resplendent banners, if below them we spill their blood as they would ours?”

“Ah,” the Illuminator said. “Yes. Killing is not to be taken lightly, even as a soldier. Let me tell you a story.” She gazed up at the statue. “Will you light a candle for her as I speak?”

Abris knelt and took a flame from one of the votive candles at the statue’s feet, using it to light another.

The Illuminator’s voice cracked with age as she began the story, and Abris was reminded of his late grandmother, who’d often told him myths and histories of their people. He never knew which stories were true and which she had conjured from her fanciful mind.

“Long ago, in a land now lost to time and crumbling decay, a cruel king led his people into poverty. During a time of great famine, the king gathered everyone from across the realm into his castle courtyard. There, he declared he would cast aside the old laws in order to end their time of scarcity, as was his right. He took their gilded lawbook and cast it to the floor, naming himself the law. Whatever rules or decrees he spoke would become law, no matter what.

“Under guise of protecting the people, he announced his first decree. Since there were too many mouths to feed, the king said, the elderly had no right to food. They were to be killed, and there was no other way.

“The starving citizens had no strength left to fight this injustice, and the king’s guard forced the elderly folk to line up for slaughter.

“The first in line was a man with silver hair who stumbled as he stepped forward. He pleaded with the king. ‘I am a baker! Let me make bread for you and the people,’ he cried. ‘Spare my life!’

“But the king responded, ‘Can you be young again? Can you knead muscle back into your broken and sorry limbs? No? Well then, there is no redemption for you.’ And he motioned to his executioner, who raised his blade, and the baker’s head rolled to the floor.

“How deplorable!” said Abris, interrupting the Illuminator. “Did no one resist the king’s new laws?”

The Illuminator smiled. “Thankfully, there was one who stood against this grave injustice.”

“Our immortal Protector had not been seen in this land for centuries. But perhaps extreme injustice sends ripples that echo far beyond the realms unknown. In any case, at this moment she appeared. The heavens opened with blinding light, as if the stars themselves had focused all their beams in one place. The Protector emerged, wondrous and terrifying in her majesty. She confronted the cruel king, who stood still as stone at her sight.

“‘No king stands above the statutes of the law.’ she declared. ‘Speak thy name and prepare for judgment!’

“‘I am not merely above the law, winged beast, I am the law.’ With a nod, he motioned for his guards to advance. They did so in unison, raising their spears to the sky as one. ‘Because of me, my people have purpose. My people know their place. And my people thank me for it.’

“‘The law is justice given form; it is true and fair judgment writ in ink. It cannot be undone,’ said the Protector.

“She drew her swords, which blazed with holy fire, filling the air with the scent of truth and punishment. Her wings unfolded, which fanned the flames with great strokes, and soon they too were aflame. It was a fearsome sight to see.

“‘You say you lead your people. Be now the first to be judged by my blades,’ the Protector said.

“The cruel king looked upon the Protector’s blazing swords, and her wings of fire. But most fearful of all was the burning in her eyes, gleaming and grave with uncompromising wrath. He felt like he was staring at the sun, beautiful and terrible in her glory, and the King wept in fear. He appealed to the Protector’s mercy and fell to his knees, pleading at her feet.

“‘I can change,’ the king begged. ‘I see now the error of my ways. I was selfish and corrupt and did not deserve my crown. Let me live and I shall follow the rule of law.’

“The Protector watched him with a steely gaze. When he had finished speaking, she drew breath. It is said that her voice in this moment echoed as if the very gods were speaking through her.

“‘Can you undo your deeds of injustice, King?’ asked the Protector. ‘Can you unspeak your lies and unmake your false laws against fair and righteous judgment? No? Then there will be no redemption for you.’

“In one quick motion, the Protector thrust her burning blade through the king’s heart, and he cried out as she impaled him on the gilded lawbook he had cast to the floor.

“The lawbook burst into flame which burned with the terrible heat of the heavens. This was a holy fire—one that would scorch the evil sinners from the land and cleanse the just, leaving them unscathed.

“The cruel king screamed as the Protector’s fire burned his guards and councilmen, his executioner and his servants. The fire did not stop as it spread throughout the land, fueled by the lies of the false king and his wicked followers. The survivors forever remembered this day of glory, for in the ashes of their society they were given a chance to rebuild in justice and honor.

“And, if the land ever returned to unlawful chaos, they were certain the Protector would descend from the heavens once more.”

The Illuminator smiled down at Abris.

“We must all act with virtue and honor,” she said, “from kings to bakers, servants to soldiers. For no one is above the law, and no one is above justice. The raiders who attack and invade our southern borders are lawless and malevolent. With every breath, as they march forward, they threaten the safety of our land. Your role as a shield for Demacia is a great honor, and a just endeavor. And the Protector looks kindly upon those with justice in their hearts.”

“Aye,” said Abris. He looked to his sword, unblemished by acts of war. He vowed that from his first strike to his last, each would be in the name of justice.

“If ever you feel uncertain, soldier, think on how the Protector would act. If you act with integrity and truth, as the Protector would, surely she will guide your blade. Even if you must wet it with blood.”

The Illuminator bowed and returned to her temple.

Abris watched as the candle he had lit flickered in the dark. He stood up to walk back to his camp for the night. As he turned to look toward the statue one last time, he thought he saw the shine of another flame, deep within the stone helmet of the Protector.

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Kayle is heccing beautiful and if you disagree, you are a moron that doesn't understand art

This is the base kayle. She has nice effects, but they are boring after getting mastery 8 with her. It doesn't add anything to the game, it's literally Morgana but with inverted colors, why rito is so lazy to do skins. It's it has too many particle effects, they hurt my eyes, so if you can buy a skin asap. One rediming fact about the base skin is that the sound effects don't pierce your ears, srsly Kayle shouts like a crazy chicken. About chickens, the base skin reminds me of fried chicken: they both have wings, they both grow and they have both a golden color. Maybe Galio is sending fried Kayles when he uses the gallio skin. But you now the difference between a chicken and Kayle? The ******* feather. Old Kayle had this orrible feather on her helmet, luckily now it vaporized together with her armor. And talking about armor, now she has a Kai'Sa latex bodysuit. Like, seriously? Kai'Sa is ok, she was alone and she needed someone to "play" with (and this actually reminds me about an hentai I read some time ago, it was pretty wholesome), but why Kayle? Morgana already likes to play with chains and things like that, what they became, the BDSM sisters? They like to "play" with each other between a game and another? I'm pretty sure rule34 will have your answer. Talking about the skills, the base skins are soooo annoying: your Q is invisible, how can I use it if it's ****ing invisible? you know, there is something called "good game design" and this is not good game design. If I want to use it, I would like to see where I'm aiming at, I can see clearly that the enemy now hase the defences of a tuna, but if I miss my ******* skill it's your fault. Even the W is invisible, how am I supposed to heal my *** if I can't see the skill? I mean, obviously I won't use it on my teammates, so I need to know when I can avoid helping my team. Don't get me started on the E, the ascended form literally replaces it with Leona's ult, rito is lazy again. Why should I pay them 1000000 ugandan shillings every year for them to slack off on their job? I want my money back rito; this or make Kayle's E 20 times better. The ultimate is the only good part about it, the swords are good but oh god the shield is atrocious. How can I differentiate it from Kayle's old ultimate? It's literally the same and I can't see it between all the green, gray and brown stuff, how am I supposed to see it? If I enter in combat with someone, I die just because I don't know when the shield ended and for this reason I lose my ranked games. It's all a rito plot to make faker still the number #1 player, when I'm clearly the #0. Don't use this skin, never

Really, a recolor of the base skin? Again, my 8600 Thailand bahts are spent for a reason and this reason is to give me all the fricking skins even the ones that were released before I started playing. Ugh, getting this skin isn't worth the pain, I had to buy another account (summoner name: Xx_kayledestroyer_xX) to get this skin and I had to spend 856 russian rubles, now who will give me back my money for this garbage skin? I tried it for 14 seconds and I hate it with all my heart: I hate the silver color (seriously??? Did you really put silver in the color palette for which reason?) and every visual effect kills a brain cell every time they appear on screen, I would like to keep my 207 IQ brain, thank you. The sound effect are even worse, they are metallic to hell and they kill my ears every time I hear them. It seems like that the plot for the #1 spot is developing, trying to kill both my ears and brain, you can't fool me rito, my tinfoil hat will protect me from your evil energy waves. What was I saying? Oh yeah, silver Kayle is trash. Whatever I said with the classic Kayle is the same here since it's a ******* recolor, so I'll talk about the skills. Thanks to god now I can see my Q, it's the only positive thing about it, but every time you use the skill it produces a sound similar to a chalk of a blackboard (and I'm not even putting in doubt that they actually used that infermal screech); if I want to kill my opponent and flash my mastery 9, how can I do it without making the defences of my opponent as thin as a sole? Again, this is proof of bad game design, as always from rito. The W is still invisible, I'm getting tired of this ****, I'll end up queueing jungle just to not heal anybody. I hate jungle, it's the most useless role in the entire game. You have to lose time helping other lanes instead of farming and killing champions and you have to lose health too when farming, who was the idiot that thought this kind of thing? That's why Kayle ADC is the best role, you can kill two people at the same time and you can get as much farm as you can. If you exile your support to... I don't know, maybe directly out of the game even better, you won't have any parasite leeching exp from you. Other than that, your E is still Leona's ultimate, but at least it resembles her legendary skin, while yout ultimate it's literally the same from the base skin. The only time they had to change it was on the ultimate, so I could see it between all the colors, but noooo let's nerf Lucian because it's more important. Rito needs to fix their priority list, Lucian was ok as it was. You can't even buy this skin, why do you have to lose time reading about an unobtainable skin? You're masochist, you should play that garbage champion that is Dr. Mundo

So, you know that Morgana has two chromas, one silver and one green? Nice, WHY THE HECC Kayle HAS TWO SKINS THAT ARE LITERALLY CHROMAS? I know why, because rito wants all of my 48400 Sri Lankan rupees, that's why. "Let's create two skins that are Kayle but a different color so that unbeatable pro that is Chromuro will have to buy it ohohohoh", I can here you all the way to New Zeland, I know your evil plots against me. About the skin it is as green as Shamrock Malphite , so it's pure trash since Malphite is trash too. All the particle effect are again invisible since, you know, the entire map is green. This is literally the worst decision that someone could make, al least Malphite is all brown so you can see where his skills goes, but Kayle doesn't have this advantage since rito hate her. She doesn't have even sound effects, because rito forgot to gave her some; she's literally silent through all the game and it has a bug where THE ENTIRE GAME FALLS SILENT. Surely it's not my fault, I checked my volume mixer and the volume icon had a red circle with inside a red line (that meant "no the volume isn't the problem man"), so it's surely a bug that is there since 2006. How can I use the skin with a such gamebreaking bug? I can't, that's for sure. Then with all those recolor skins she lacks a thematic, you could have give her something like "broccoli Kayle"; she would have been anyway green, but at least it's an interesting concept that no one ever explored. See? I can give you even ideas, I deserve the gameplay director role at rito. So, the skills are pure unadultered pain: do you remember being able to see where your Q was going with Silver Kayle ? Well forget it again, because everything is green, even your Q. What can you do when you enter a brush? Nothing, because you don't know where you are aiming and you'll lose the fight with that Jinx only because you couldn't hit your skill. You need to forget to use brushes (at least in the summoner's rift since in aram brushes are white. But who plays aram, amirite?), if you do you go down to garbage tier together with Aurelion Sol. Your W? Still trash. You still heal people even if you don't want to, so always splitpush or things like that, you have to preserve your purity. Your E this time is good since it's not the same as Leona thanks to that broccoli aura the skill has; the downside is that you can't understand whicha range it has, so you'll probably miss it because rito sucks. Your ultimate has the same problem of the base skin, you can't see the shield ending, so if you try to use it probably you'll end up inting making you lose the game. If you like broccoli buy it, else just ignore it.

This is the new Kayle's skin arrived with her reworked, changing her previous unmasked skin. Do you think I'm happy that Kayle receives a new skin? HELL NO, they had to change the only good skin with one that sucks. Unmasked was good, because I could see Kayle angelic face through all the game, so I could console myself about the worst players I could ever had as teammates. But now my only source of hope disappeared, and in its place there is this trascended mess. You can't even understand the color palette used and the vfx seems to be random, so if you are suffering from epileptic attacks, buy this skin and look closely to her if you want to commit sudoku. For every other person, if you like to not understand a thing of what is happening then buy it. The sound effects are pure chaos too, it seems that they programmed this skin to have a random sound effect from the entire sound database of the game every time you do something. Transcended Kayle? Yes, it transcended my ******* mind to understand why rito makes this orrible skins to then leave them rot with this kind of problems. When I want to spend my 32800 icelandic krone, I want the perfect skin, that can merge together good sound design, nice visual effects and an actual work on the skills' effects, thing that to now no skin has and I hoped that Kayle new skin could change that, but unfortunately we has this "angelic" skin that has nothing of angelic. The skills are atrocious: you Q now has a rainbow effect for some reason, it's like if Arcade Hecarim made a fart and then Kayle took it to use it as her Q. The hitbox it's broken af, but in a bad way since it becomes literally point-blank; this actually guts Kayle because pre-11 she's pretty much useless at melee range and she has one skill less to destroy her opponents. Her W thanks to god know you know the range of the skill, so you can permit yourself to get "near" your teammates without the worry of healing or helping them; again the random/rainbowy effects make you want to pluck your eyes out, but with a pair of sunglasses you can resist this orrible effect (made surely as an attempt to limit my prowness in combat). If someone asks you why you are wearing sunglasses in your house in a dark room, kick them out because they can't understand the real power that Kayle gives. At the end we have the ultimate and this time you can see the shield! Hooray, rito made a good change! Now you won't run it down mid because you don't know when you shield collapsed under its own power and you'll be able to carry everyone 10 times better. Consider buying this skill only if you are fan of rainbows, not being able to see for a couple of days after playing, masochism, everything that is evil in this world and if you aren't my fan.

Ohhhh cool, another skin that has an unmasked version of Kayle, too bad that now every skin will be like this, so it doesn't matter anymore. Then, what kind of theme is "battleborn"? Oh wait, I know what you mean, this skin symbolizes the imminent death that the company will suffer this season, right? Like the game battleborn. And you know why that? Because rito continues to produce skins like this one that hasn't a sense to exist. This skin is a complete mess, even her model is a mess: for some reason parts of her armor are dislocated in other areas where there shouldn't be armor. Can you explain to me why ther breastplate is located on her knees? I doesn't make sense, why someone that is able to fly should protect her knees, she can fly anyway! If you really wanted you could have protected her wings since seems so fluffy and fragile but nooooo, she doesn't use them anyway. Have you ever seen a Kayle flying away to dodge a skillshot? No, because for rito logic is something to eat apparently. Let's just aim to the wings and we are ok. The effects are... Aatroxious: the visual effects are a mix of sword clashing together and her base visual effects and together they don't make any sense; is that difficult to make something clear and direct? It doesn't seems so, because we have to put up with this. The sound effects... wtf are sound effects anyway? To compensate the excessive noise made by the visual effects, rito decided to make the sound effects so weak that you have to put your volume at 200 to hear them; I don't know how visual noise and sound noise can correlate with each other, but it seems that for rito there is a connection between the two of them. Every skill just kills you for how bad they are: your Q is just your sword that attacks the enemy, the problem is that doing so disarms you because you are literally throwing your sword. Kayle, you need that sword, don't throw it away; ok that you have another one, but you need both of them. You can't level up your W literally, the game blocks you to do so. I don't know if it is intended since you are BATTLEborn Kayle, you can't heal people, you have to kill them, or just because rito had too much spaghetti in their hands and decided to use them in their code. I don't know why, but my guts says it's the second one. you E throws the other sword, come on Kayle, do you have soap bars instead of hands? Ok that you want to hit your enemies from afar, but you shouldn't hinder your survivability like that, moreover when you can't live before level 6. Strangely enough this is the only skin (together with another one) that has a normal ultimate, that you can use without inting or helping for mistake your team members. If you want to buy it, do it only for spamming your ultimate as much as you can.

We have a badass over here ladies and gentlemans. The ultimate judge that can judge the size of my elo. How can you define yourself a judge when you literally copy another skin, in this case iron inquisitor? You can't, that's pretty simple. We could consider this as a fusion between silver and inquisitor, but it takes only the worst parts of both skins. You have the ******* silver palette of the the silver skin and the same rarity (I had to spend part of my 3800 south african rands to buy another account. summoner name: Xx_mysisterisbetter_xX) and similar bugs to the inquisitor skin. The visual effects are orrible, you literally see Kayle fighting with a scales; ok that you are a judge, but you can't dispense justice with a scales. This means that every particle effect that you see are just metallic particles, but for some reason those particle effect are ENORMOUS. They are so big that they can cover a melee minion (but not a cannon minion), maybe the scales are set to the melee minion weight, so if you start pounding an enemy at a certain point you won't be able to see him because of this. The sound effects are pretty much the same, only metallic sounds for every thing you do, because aether wing wasn't enough of a skin. So prepare for headaches, because you'll have a lot of them; I got used to them thanks to my mental fortitude, so you are the one that will suffer, but at least I am so kind to warn you. So, before we were saying that this skin has a similar bug to the inquisitor one right? Well, I'll explain to you what happens: if you use your Q and/or E the first time and hit someone, you won't notice any difference in the enemy champion. The more you hit someone with your skills, the more someone becomes more black or white. Other than being terribly racist, this bug hasn't a precise pattern: if you hit Nami it seems that she will turn white and at some point you'll see her scepter become like a stick with 3 spheres, if you hit Kha'Zix he'll become more and more black and so on. The only one that I didn't see any change is my love Lucian, I don't know why (maybe because he's the best). You W has a similar bug, but it's more accurate, the more you heal someone, the more they become white. Your teammates are only white. Rito is racist, what else we need to confirm that? I want more diversity in my team, that's why I never help them. While your teammates become white, Kayle is the only one to become half and half. I guess it's a similar problem to Lucian it's the only explanation. The utlimate, well... is non-existant: you can use it and it functions, but it hasn't any animation or visuals, you literally see Kayle walk to a point without any animation. That's pretty creepy and, obviously, disappointing since rito leaves this kind of problems in this inferior skins. It's not woth your money.

Oh boy, I have some beef with this skin. Let's start from the beginning, this is a legendary skin right? WRONG. You couldn't be more wrong my friend, this is the antithesis of a good skin. Everything in her is wrong, but do you want to know the funniest thing? It wasn't that bad before the rework. Before it was considered as a stand alone skin and it was good as it is. It had goodish effect and skill, but now they ruined everything by adding it into the steel valkyries skinline (to understand, Bullet Angel Kai'Sa ) and it's not worth anymore my 2900 Botswana pulas. They had to change everything, making all so terribly... robotic. About visual effects everything is so... mechanic that it hurts my eyes. It's like seeing a 144p video where it skips every other frame and the video is about assembling a bike, but in the end you discover that the bike doesn't work and it's actually a meat grinder; everything is so off that I want to turn off my pc too forever. And don't make me start on the sound effects, do you remember the chalk on a blackboard from before? Now add a metallic filter to it. It's like having a robot applying a pressure of 40 atm on a metallic chalk on a metallic blackboard, same goes for the voice, it's not better at all. Do you see my ear bleeding? Because they are bleeding so strongly that I can hear them bleeding. An the skin by itself it's ugly to death; let's take Orianna, the base form is base Orianna (and already this is a bad sign since Orianna sucks); her fist form is like the ball humped to hard Orianna, opening her back and deforming a big part of her "dress"; the second form is the ball that, not satysfied, starts to take control of orianna, making her a deformed monstruosity; the last form is literally mother brain from super metroid, but the body is the deformed Orianna and the ball is the eye. Pure nightmare fuel. The skills are nothing exceptional: for some reason you're able to see your Q (truly admirable for a legendary skin), but it resembles a chainsaw attacked to a sword; and now something like "the chainsaw is attached parallel to the sword", but more like "it's attached perpendicular to the sword", since the sound is pretty similar. Your W is still useless since you can't see where the hecc you are going with the abomination that is on your back, so you'll probably end up healing the entire team, so they can finally say (first time in their life) "we won because of teamwork" and not "we won because we had the great Chromuro with us", stupid iron teammates. For your ultimate the "wings" help you by COVERING YOUR ENTIRE MODEL; sure thanks rito, I really wanted to not see my champ while playing, your decisions are great. DON'T BUY THIS SKIN EVER!

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the League of Legends Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on L9, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in dragon warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire League of Legends armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the global chat? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the League of Legends Club System and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the League of Legends Champions' Skillset and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

"To be crowned inquisitor was to take a stand against the darkness, and at the head of the order stood Kayle, for her light shone the brightest. But darkness comes in many forms, and when the city fell, even its greatest champion would eventually turn upon her sisters." This is the second "best" (like if it was good lol) skin she has, but boy this skin has everything wrong with her. First, can we talk about the color palette? Do you remember that base Kayle is inverted colors Morgana? Perfect, this time rito didn't have even the will to invert the colors, they are pretty much the same; then let's talk about her wings: THEY ARE A COPY OF THE PENTAKILL WINGS (that are the best wings), so I had to spend my 5200 mexican pesos on it unfortunately; but this is a low blow rito, making me spend money on skins I don't want to I become poor and I can't play games anymore, your plot against me is ridiculous! Her visual effects aren't something worth nothing, it's just a black recolor of her base skin's one, because obviously we hadn't any recolored skills right? Like, we hadn't a green recolor or a gray recolor on them thanks to two ther skills right? The laziest move you could do rito. The sound effects I think are bugged, because the only thing I can hear every time I do anything is "Nadie espera la inquisición española" in a language that I don't know, anyway I don't care since USA is the best country, but it's so annying that I would burn anyone to make it stops. If I want to add something more about rito incompetence, can you explain to me why this is the only skin where you can't see Kayle's beautiful face? This would have been the only reedimgn quality of the skin, but it seems that you have 3 brain cells total and you can't understand basic things. Let's talk about skills, shall we? Her Q is bugged too, for some reason whenever you hit something, that something burn for a couple of seconds and then becomes invisible for the rest of the game! Do you know what it means to have invisible minions and invisible champions? It's like playing hide and seek, but if you don't find anyone you die! Isn't this fun rito? Having game-breaking bugs? You sure are a funny company. Funny like a cactus stuck in your mouth. And if you never tried it, I can tell you that is not fun at all. I had thorns in my mouth for weeks and I was bleeding continuously. At least with your W you become invisible yourself, so use this bug whenever you can (but as always don't use it on your teammates, you don't want to help them). After using my W once I can't really see what happens when I use my E or ultimate since I'm invisible, so they are pretty useless, even more your ultimate since you can't see (again) when you shield ends, so you'll end up inting because of rito. Buy this skin only if you want to get banned.

"When PENTAKILL needed a female vocalist, the heavens parted and a literal angel of rock fell to earth, taking up her sword-mic for the eternal glory of heavy metal." This, ladies and gentlemans, is the definitive skin. It's perfect, what else could I say? Perfect wings, perfect voice, perfect splash art, perfect model, perfect concept art, perfect story (that you had the perfect chance to read up here), perfect everything. First of all, see her beautiful perfect wings that could gracefully tear down your entire house, see her beautiful perfect double sword, forged in the depths of the metal land, that let her sing with her beautiful and powerful voice, making the enemy flee in fear. The visual effects are perfect, they give a powerful metal aura, so powerful that can shred enemies by oly being present in the game, a pleasure to the eyes. Then can we talk about the sound effects? Oh my god, they are perfect: you feel in control of your character, you feel the energy growing in you, making you more and more strong, like physically strong; you become like Tyler1, but taller and with long and beautiful metal hairs (and definetively not toxic). Her exalted form releases her true self, showing the perfect red of the band image, while her attacks feel like it's you doing them literally; you have the power at your grasp and you know it. If we have to start talking about the skills, nothing could be more perfect: her Q is like a blade that can cut through anything, perfect rappresentation of the actual effect; the effect is so clear that the enemies will try to get hit volountarly to get cleansed from their sins. Your W is perfectly represent Kayle metal aura thanks to the second best champion icon, with only its presence you know that you'll be able to mow your opponents through your swords' blades; with this you can infuse the same power in one of your allies, so that they can feel the true perfect nature of Pentakill Kayle . You E is the extent of your power: you are so good that energy gets out of you spontainously, making the enemies amazed of the soul that is inside you; you have control over that energy, so that's why before 11 it's like an extension of your sword. In the end, I kept the best for last: with her ultimate you have the possibility to hear her voice, cleansing all souls from every worry they have; a voice so strong that can protect her allies and strike fear in the heart of the not worthy. You know why you should buy this skin? Because it's the best thing that will happen to your life, this will bring new light to your heart full of shadows. In short, you should buy it because she's... uh, I forgot the word, how do you say when something isn't flawed in every of its parts? I can't remember unfortunately.

In early game, you shouldn't play this champ. Just play another champion until you get to level 6 and then switch to Kayle mid game.

In the mid game, you start to get strong, but you suck *** anyway because you are an inferior player, so farm until you get to 11. After eleven even you can play decently, so start splitpushing and kill everyone that tries to stop you. Never help your teammates, they are monkey.

When you get to 16 and you are in late game, start carrying those animals of your teammates and destroy everyone and everything on your path. If you die or lose during this phase, you should be assigned to a division inferior to iron.

Kayle can carry and if you lose, this means that you can't play and you should play Sona. If you didn't understand how my build works it's normal, because I have a higher QI than you, so you can't understand nothing of my superior knowledge.

//Serious note now, I don't know why you are still reading this joke guide, but I hope you had a good laugh :^

Special thanks to:

qasddsa for being a kayle main, so I know what to not build Vapora Dark for letting Hopper get out of her cage once in a while Jovy because she wanted an essay for every skin Hi MobaFire Discord! :^