This guide will have a bit of spelling mistakes, missing puntuation,being biased etc. but idc much so when you comment if you write about spelling mistakes it will be deleted or marked as spam XD anyway. ENJOY listen to this song about teemo Captain Teemo - crown

HI!My name is kennicky and this is my first guide.Constructive crit wanted.This guide is for the epic champion,Teemo!This build can be compared to PWNDO and crit king tryndamere so it is pretty epic.So anyway lets get on with the guide :)

Lore:
Teemo is a legend among his yordle brothers and sisters in Bandle City. As far as yordles are concerned, there is something just slightly off about him. While Teemo enjoys the companionship of other yordles, he also insists on frequent solo missions in the ongoing defense of Bandle City. Despite his genuinely warm personality, something switches off inside Teemo's mind during combat so that the lives he must end while on patrol do not burden him. Even as a young recruit, the drill instructors and other trainees found it a little disconcerting that, while Teemo was normally charming and kind, he turned deadly serious and highly efficient the minute combat exercises began. Teemo's superiors quickly steered him toward the Scouts of the Mothership, which is one of Bandle City's most distinguished Special Forces unit alongside the Megling Commandos.

While most yordles do not handle solo scouting missions with a great deal of finesse, Teemo is remarkably efficient at them. His record of success in defending Bandle City from infiltrators easily makes him one of the most dangerous yordles alive, though you'd never know it by having a cup of honey mead with him at his favorite inn. Bandle City chose Teemo as their first champion for the League, and he has taken to it like a duck to water. His signature weapon - a blowgun - uses a rare ajunta poison he personally gathers from the jungles of ***ungu. To help cope with his lengthy periods of isolation, Teemo recently struck up a friendship with Tristana, a fellow League champion and fellow member of Bandle City's Special Forces. This connection is healthy for both yordles, though now Valoran's voracious media outlets circulate rumors that the friendship is turning into a romantic relationship. Regardless, Teemo is a crowd favorite in the League of Legends, and a pint-sized foe that many have come to fear.

Quotes:
"Teemo rides a thin line between chipper compatriot and unrepentant killer, but there's no one else I'd rather have as a friend." - Tristana

What he says:
"Captain Teemo on duty."
Moving/attacking
"Hut two three four."
"I'll scout ahead!"
"On my way."
"Swiftly!"
"That's gotta sting."
"Yes sir!"
Taunt
"Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code."
Joke
"Size doesn't mean everything."

Basic information:
Champion cost: 3150 ip -- 585 rp
Roles: Assassin, Support, Disabler, Haste, Farmer, Ranged, Recommended, Scout

pros

very easy to kill tanks
fast movement speed
can nuke easy
Can escape ganks easily
very fast attack speed

cons

quite squishy early game
has little cc
can get splashed down easily
Everyone hates teemo so they aim you
want to rage quite when you see a X/10/X teemo

Taking health per level to really help with his squishyness. Also magic pen for his Toxic Shot . mana per 5 second runes so you wont run out of mana early game. these runes are mainly based on early game performance not as much late game but with your full build even with late game runes they wont help that much.

Boots For the extra Movement Speed to reach the lane faser because sometimes when you play sololane there are these people who wont let go of middle lane and you generally need it to escape ganks.
3 Health Potion for them dangerous moments of stun or when your low because of minion aggro.
berserker greives for the Attack Speed you need for the ad part of the hybrid build.
Malady is one of the best items for teemo as it does increasingly toxic shot (poison) damage and also synegises with teemo very well as for the attack speed and extra ability power for the hybird build.

Start with a Boots and 3 health pots and go duo bot( laning with a friend really help especially if its a surport/ taunt/ tank/stun etc.( e.g. Rammus, Sona, Lux) start farming and focus on last hits while you try to harras the enemy while she tries to last hit. Anothor way to start is to go right near the turret a little of its range so its stealth sight doesnt activate on you and stealth they with you passive. tell you partner to go in the bush next to you and wait for the enemy champinos to psh near your turret (you should be atleast level 2 by now) then run out and Blinding Dart the squishy (surport/carry) and start to auto attack, the moment it runs out use Exhaust and start attacking again. If there still alive kill them with your final Blinding Dart(or if you partner has Ignite use that).

Once you get around 1.5k recall and get yout Berserkers Grieves and 2 daggers or if you farmed really well finish off your Malady.the moment you reach level 6 is a good time to recall ( lay down your shroom first though (enemy gank bush).

just keep farming and getting the blue buff when its safe( enemies died or recalled) and try to rake up some kills while your at it . keep following the build until you get Madreds bloodrazor and tell your team to help do baron. (always keep baron warded with shrooms)

normally i go with exhaust and heal due to being sustainable in early game and to get first blood. Other combos are Exhaust + Flash/ Exhaust + Ignite/ Exhaust+ Ghost.


Exhaust + Flash is a very good way to re position yourself in a team fight or getting away (they cant stun if your not in range of the spell. and to 1v1 quite well so if your on the losing side ( which you wont be ) you can flash away.




(ill explain the combos when i update my guide(regualy)due to not enough time)(never use the summoner spells i don't mention as they are not even to be thought about in choosing summoner spells on teemo , absolute no no)

Farming is very crutial on teemo . if you cant farm you might as well surrender. you need farm for the level up becuase teemo gets a lot of bonus health and stats due to leveling up.also you need the gold. if you fall behind in levels its unlikly you catch up quick enuogh even with a bit of kills (untill this patch but still is hard to catch up). i cant stress enough how important farm is to teemo its like teemo without shrooms!

As we know hes shrooms are what makes teemo, teemo . and we do need to know where to place them.
when you reach level 6 you need to immediately start warding you lane . secure baron and dragon at the sides or in the entrance. Shroom off the river at all times because that is a high traffic area with all the ganks and ****. you could also sneak into enemy jungle and ward the buffs. You never know you might just steal it from them .Lots of team fights happen in the river and middle lane as that is were baron nashor and dragon is and middle lane is the lane most normally push first. Shroom where cross bone is because that's a slim walk though and it will surely hit any champion that goes though unless they jump over( Tristana is an example).some time is you ward the enemy jungle really well, you get a kill just from your epic shroom placement. i will add a picture soon but right now i'm on my computer that ha'nt got league of legends downloaded cause its one of those really old ones ( i will log on my lap top and screenshot a pic for yous. when you are fight an heavy ad/dps team always secure you position with a mushroom or two, it always helps you get away

Thanks to JhoiJhoi! Her epic guide can be found here!"
Cant thank you enough for the help my guide was very **** before i read you epic guild!(Even made a little chapter for you :)

12/04/12+finished guide
5:00pm 12/04/12 Epic remake!

CONCLUSION

teemo needs farm
if you build him like this you will pwn
shroom the map!
map awareness is crutial
teemo is an epic champion
teemo has a global taunt
etc. (etc is used to make you seem you know more that you do)

(constructive criticism wanted)