Official QQ Thread

[quote=jhoijhoi]Fucking faggot teammates. Shit fucking shit cock sucking mutherfuckers who should shut the fuck up and die in a hole. Yup. Feel better now. Shit cunt fucking retarded shit cunt face fuck. ^^[/quote]

[quote=Temzilla][quote=jhoijhoi] Fucking faggot teammates. Shit fucking shit cock sucking mutherfuckers who should shut the fuck up and die in a hole. Yup. Feel better now. Shit cunt fucking retarded shit cunt face fuck. ^^ [/quote] I feel your pain :(. The last game i played, i went 2-6-1. The reason? My team was 3-27. My team's comp was Soraka, Lux, GP, Ashe, Mordekaiser(me). I took mid, and was against Anivia, one of morde's hard counters, you have to be EXTREMELY careful in lane against nivia. I messed up two times or so, and caught the nivia making a mistake once and killed her. Top was GP+Soraka, they were against Talon, and they fed him 12 kills by 20 minutes. Bottom was Lux+Ashe, and they were against teemo and GP, and teemo had 10 kills by 20 minutes. Amumu was jungling, and he was the cause of probably 5/6 of my deaths. I was going AP, and i couldn't do anything because of it, was a poor choice on my part, but if i went tankier i still couldn't have pulled back the 1v5. You know what killed it for me? Soraka bought a Soulstealer after going 0/8.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]<3 when girls swear like druken sailors just getting back from shore-leave.[/quote]

[quote=Aveidha][quote=jhoijhoi] [*] Normal Queue is a freaking joke. If you don't roflstomp the enemy team, your own team is full of retards who lock in as jungle Amumu when Tryndamere already has Smite and has said he's jungle. If you don't play full five premade games, LoL is just horrible. [*] Sick and tired of losing games due to allies feeding, and consequently feeding myself because the enemy team has just way too many kills/towers/dragons over me. What am I supposed to do against a Kat with Rabadon's and a Hextech Gunblade when all I have is Lich Bane? [*] The last time I had a close game in Normal was back when I was a fresh level 30. Games back then used to be to and fro, every battle hard fought. Games nowadays consist of: if your team wasn't fed, you lose. No comebacks. [*] At least in a premade 5 I know the limitations of my team. When a tank initiates, everyone goes in. In a Normal game? Amumu misses every single Bandage Toss, and kept his ult until the very last second, and I swear he used it solely to kill steal. [*] Call me a bad player, scream at me that I have to carry the team, tell me that I deserve to lose. I know I wasn't the perfect player, I ended 1/6/6. I'm not saying I was the best player. There simply wasn't a best player. Because Normal games suck balls. [/quote] ^I fully agree with everything here.Being new to LOL I haven't gotten a shot at ranked yet.As my 'normal matchmaking' team mates continue to fail over and over I wonder why I'd even try ranked and get stuck in ELO hell.I'm not the best player ever by a long shot,but I play defensively and do alright even when my team goes 10/40.In my recent match history I only have 2 games with negative k/d and overall k/d for last 10 games is 6/2.5 ratio.That was playing Nidalee as a support and actually trying to do my job lol. On a positive note I read your 'Troll Votes' guide jhoijhoi and really liked it.I also gave you +1 rep for the time and effort you devote to helping others. ^_^ To brighten everyone's day,watch this clip a few times until you get your head around what's happening. http://i.imgur.com/I6DpA.gif P.S.First post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]It's just the eb and flow of LoL right now. There are few and far between matches where a victory or loss was not completely one sided. The issue is Riot's mantra of keeping games quick, rather than fun. Do I like long games? Not entirely, but I don't like short ones either. They implemented a snowballing system, every turret taken in a certain direction directly buffs minions making them more powerful to keep the momentum shifted. The problem with that system is it makes close games frusterating rather than fun. All the enemy needs to do is get ahead a bit in turrets let minions push and make moves while the we (the ones behind) are pinned. It's a simple strategy with no real counter, because what a team should do (who is slightly behind) is get agressive, but the game forces us into passivity less we want our turrets to fall minions. What I expect to see in the future are mini global obectives like there will be for Domion. Dragon is simply gold and EXP, it does nothing to enviornmentally shift a game towards the team who took it. Baron provides a medium long buff. Not bad and there is often a large back and forth over it between teams. But even Baron does not shift the eb and flow of a game in a drastic way other than putting the team with it in a better ofesnive position than the one without. With certain objectives to be fought over, the game may go faster. Force team fights, get better pushes. Every team fight needs to mean something, and I don't mean that "Oh hey we can push now or get Baron because they are down 1 person" I mean something impactful like a buffed minion wave, an additonal Cannon creep in your next 4 waves stuff like that. Sorry for the rant.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime]1454, on my way up slowly :3 BUT QQ, WHEN I DON'T GET OLAF JUNGLE, OUR JUNGLER IS AWFUL. IF I DONT GET TOP, OUR TOP LANE FEEDS. IF I'M NOT GANKING BOT EVERY 2 MINTUES OUR BOT LANE FEEDS. UGHHHHH. I would like to be matched with opponents of equal skill xP Which is why I MUST make my climb :D[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Sounds like if you don't play every role on your team you lose a lot....Why do you want opponents of equal skill? Don't you mean teammates? I just don't play ranked, solves almost all of my issues.[/quote]

[quote=jhoijhoi]Aveidha: haha, thanks for making your first post a post in the QQ Thread ;) And thanks again for your opinion on my Troll Votes guide. I aim to help new and old members with my guides and threads. This thread was created to alleviate anger - and I have a lot of it, probably 1/2 of my posts in this thread have been me swearing, as Jeff aptly put it, like a drunken sailor :P Enjoy MobaFire :) Jeffy: Yes, you're right. There should be map objectives to force fights. And the game is too passive at the moment for the losing team.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Riot has stated their dislike for the passivity of the game. But currently all they're doing is changing champs to make them playable in a more aggressive manner. But changing champs doesn't do that. Not entirely anyway, because people are still behind the controls. To shift gameplay they need to change the game itself in some way. Here's hoping for a slight overhaul in sr mechanics.[/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]^holy fuck, another one? and qq 30 minute q wait wtf.[/quote]