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Would You Bang (That Means Have Sex) With Toshabi?

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December 9, 2012 6:08am
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Mmmm..... well...? <3
YES <3 <3 <3 <3
No. (RACIST!!!!!!)
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Toshabi » December 9, 2012 6:08am | Report
Rant.



So. Yeah. I gotto take this ******** course; Chicano Studies. The teacher said at the start of this class that, as long as we do the homework and participate in class (even if we don't even answer the homework correctly, mind you), we all get A's. No tests, period. Sounds awesome right? Well, beside for her 45 minute rants about how she was sexually/racially abused at X location she was at, it's aight. But yeah, anywho, she told us to do a poll based on race to get a general idea of the community I live in.



So,.... I did. And this is that poll.



You MOBAfailians lust after me, no? I mean, I have hundreds of fames, right? Jhoijhoi has tons of fames and everyone wants to have the sexings with her. So, putting my years of schools and colleges together, I've come to the conclusion that fames = sexings. But keep in mind, this is all about race. Somehow, I'll label you as a racist if you don't answer the way I want. That's pretty much what my professor told me.




Case and point; She went on about a story last week about an interview she went on when she just finished college back in,... oh 1985 (she's an old *****, yo). She was applying for some office position at Universal's media management headquarters in Burbank. The role she'd be fulfilling? A task overseer of media development (words straight from her mouth). Apparently, they put her in a group interview where she was being interviewed with "Some dumb old cracker". She described him as being dull, rich and boring. During the interview, she was apparently asked questions that were too hard for her to answer. Just to "rub it in her face", the old white guy answered the questions she failed to answer. After the interview, they told her she didn't get the job and she flipped a ****. And you know what she did? She sought the help of her friends and petitioned against Universal for giving the rich white guy the job instead of the poor 24 year old latino chick. Did she get a job? No, she moved onto a more meaningful and eventful career path; Going back to college to learn cultural studies. Her goal with that? End up as a professor to warn us youth about how big businesses like that discriminate against the young and non-white.




The moral of the story (quoted word for word): "Y'all can achieve whateva y'all want to achieve, but if some dumb ***** be up in charge of that place n see's ya not der coula, den he gonna do whatevz it takez to make sure it dun't happen."





.... You have an idea about how this class works.






Anyways, yes! If you may, fill out my survey. No matter how you vote, I win.







tl;dr- Would you **** me? I'd **** me.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Yukimaru » December 9, 2012 7:09am | Report
This sounds like srs bsns, so i answer srs, no, and im German its totally fine for me to be racist 8D
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by MrCuddowls » December 9, 2012 7:46am | Report
I Voted before I read it
And when I read it i found quite hilarious
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Fox Rage » December 9, 2012 8:11am | Report
I voted before reading since I knew I wouln't be disapointed. You never disapoint me Tosh hahaha

+rep me and you'll get good karma, wich means you won't be reincarnated into a rock! Isn't that awesome?

But yes this idea has been discussed more than Pam Anderson's tits in a plastic surgeons office.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Pølsemanden » December 9, 2012 10:49am | Report
I'm gonna need some material for my masturbank before i can tell ya if i would.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Searz » December 10, 2012 3:26am | Report

I'm gonna need some material for my masturbank before i can tell ya if i would.

Ya, SHOW US YER FACE!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Canoas » December 10, 2012 7:03am | Report
I fail to see the point of this topic. The poll is completely meaningless, why not just forge the results?
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Toshabi » December 10, 2012 7:16am | Report
Canoas wrote:

I fail to see the point of this topic. The poll is completely meaningless, why not just forge the results?



Because FUN!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Canoas » December 10, 2012 10:56am | Report
So you're going to tell your teacher "I asked some random people online who have no idea what I look like if they would **** me. 50% said yes, 50% said no." and she's going to give you an A?

lol.. such high quality education.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by TheLastWolf » December 10, 2012 11:03am | Report
Men, just one ting came to my mind when I read this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ZP12jneFE


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