^ you sound like someone i would enjoy drinking with.
anyways..
Sick and his friends decided to buy a keg for 4 people. though naturally it is ridiculous, it became their mission to drink the whole thing so they started early. after a full day of drinking, the group took it upon themselves to hunt for a couch that had been thrown out (due to the fact it was closing in on summer in a college town they become available). after obtaining an old couch, they moved it to an open field...next they had to get some gasoline to light it with so they siphoned it out of a truck using the 'by mouth method'. after obtaining the fluid, they lit the couch on fire and watched from afar as a fire engine came by to put the blaze out.
i am sure you can imagine how 4 trashed dudes looked doing this. good times.
anyways..
Sick and his friends decided to buy a keg for 4 people. though naturally it is ridiculous, it became their mission to drink the whole thing so they started early. after a full day of drinking, the group took it upon themselves to hunt for a couch that had been thrown out (due to the fact it was closing in on summer in a college town they become available). after obtaining an old couch, they moved it to an open field...next they had to get some gasoline to light it with so they siphoned it out of a truck using the 'by mouth method'. after obtaining the fluid, they lit the couch on fire and watched from afar as a fire engine came by to put the blaze out.
i am sure you can imagine how 4 trashed dudes looked doing this. good times.

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GrandmasterD wrote:
Regardless.. I usually drink by myself so nothing that fun. Though there was one time where I decided to drink around 20 beers in a short time after not getting any sleep for 80-90 hours and eventually I fell asleep on my chair at my desk while being in a skype call with Khazem. Guess that's kinda fun?
You did this to me too.
Your snoar would put snorlax himself to shame.
Hoachim Jelle was with his political youth group in Copenhagen(the Capital of Denmark) for a Christmas dinner which means drink schnapps and beer until.. Well usually there's no limit.
That evening mr. Ho Jelle decided to drink alot! At one point a mate of his offered him a cola to which he proclaimed: there's no Way in Hell i'm paying 2$for a cola when i Can get a beer for the same amount.
Then we Went to the "Real politicians"'s Christmas dinner where hoachim took absurd amounts of the free booze. He Then Walked up to their prime minister candidate, called him a Europe-loving tool before spitting in his face and leaving the party and going missing until 17:00 the next day where he had to Call the police to put the wanted notice off.
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Zears once traveled by bike with a few friends to a party near this smaller festival of sorts. There he drank and had a bit of a 'too good' time, so he didn't notice everyone leaving and his friends didn't tell him anything about leaving. He decided to call and ask for directions. He was at this point so drunk that his vision was blurred to the point of hardly seeing more than 10meters in front of him. He then got hopelessly lost wiggling around on his bike for a few hours until night fell and he finally decided to call on a family member to come get him.
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Bioalchemist wrote:
^ you sound like someone i would enjoy drinking with.
I sure am, so when can I expect you to arrive? In case you're interested; live close to Amsterdam...
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Your snoar would put snorlax himself to shame.
I am indeed very proud of that.

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