The Leave/Absence Thread

[quote=jhoijhoi]Here you may threaten to quit/uninstall/unpin LoL.exe from task bar/delete League of Legends. If the community so chooses, they can try and get you to stay. I'll start: * I am not playing LoL for the [color=#ff0000]next 3 weeks[/color]. * I have unpinned LoL.exe from the taskbar and I don't actually know where I installed LoL, so if I don't look for it, I won't be able to find it. If I deviate from this... cessation, my punishment should be: * The pain of playing like a freaking retard * 30 lashes? Reason: * Because I suck at LoL * Because I can't play casters and Kat and LeBlanc are shit heroes and trying to DPS Malphite made me cry So, farewell LoL.exe, I enjoyed your company for a while until I grew tired of your saggy breasts and nicotine-stained teeth. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Who's next? ^^ Threat: Punishment for not keeping your promise: Reason to quit:[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond]You will be playing tomorrow or the day after tomorrow again. Noone can really stop it. Ahue.[/quote]

[quote=ExamplePrime]In all fairness Katarina is a decent reason to quit so I can't really unconvince there my dear[/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]Wait you are srs or [[Trundle]]ing jhoi?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]I proposed to Jhoijhoi in a match on LoL to take my hand in marriage and this is how she reacts. :I[/quote]

[quote=Ya1232]I say youll be back in 3 days tops. No one ever really quits.[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]Why 3 weeks? Just wait until Tuesday. All the bullshittery will be rotated out.[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]I won't be playing the entire summer because the game pisses me the shit off. If I do play- wait, I'm not retarded.[/quote]

[quote=Rudmed]COME BACK!!! I will play Leblanc and own every other leblanc/kat (as long as they aren't packing heal/ignite)![/quote]

[quote=jhoijhoi]@Wrath: I am not [[trundle]]ing :/ I really really really suck at LoL. Fair enough I've never played Kat or LeBlanc and the only other casters I have ever played are Ryze and Fiddlesticks, but man. You guys should have seen my bot games. I would screenshot, but that would mean opening LoL.exe. I was so bad at Kat that I fed Miss Fortune + Taric top. And then the next game I just couldn't get a grasp of LeBlanc, so I fed Miss Fortune and Taric top again. It was so pathetic. It wounded me how badly I was playing that the bots top were on killing sprees before anyone managed to kill them. @Toshiba: o.O @Rudmed: The problem isn't the enemies. The problem is myself. I played last night as if I'd never played a champion before in my life and it was scary. What if I have conditioned myself only to ever play as Sona? A hero that only has one targeted spell? Or Ashe with two? I said recently that Bot games are the only games to make me happy. If bot games don't make me happy anymore, then why play? :/[/quote]