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:/ I didn't get turned on by that, I found it interesting. Have you watched Fight Club? It's written by the same guy, which is how I stumbled upon it...
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jhoijhoi wrote:
:/ I didn't get turned on by that, I found it interesting. Have you watched Fight Club? It's written by the same guy, which is how I stumbled upon it...
WOOOOOT?
Seriously?
That movie is awesome. And not gross.
You said that it was in the IRL (or something like that) category. Did you mean that this has actually happened? O_o
"Well, basically you should treat me like a prostitute." - TotalBiscuit
I would assume so...things that like that happen a lot more than people know...at least here in America they do...XD
You silly americans. Getting your guts sucked up by your pool.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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haha the reactions from that story is epic. Love you guys :P
When I read it, I had to wonder if there was a grain of truth in it somewhere.
Sad thing is, there probably was.
:3
what... the hell?
What kinda sick stuff turns you on btw?
I get the feeling you arent a "vanilla" girl