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Mofolycs
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Why the **** does a ROBOT (blitzcrank) have a ****ing spring and a 4k life shield? Makes sense.
I also like how akali can rape you while flashing in and out of invis, you cant ****ing touch her because of how awesome RIOT's targeting system is. I just got ****ing raped instantly by the following heroes (1v1) Kennen, brand, xin, monkey-******.
K im done, that helped a lot.
I also like how akali can rape you while flashing in and out of invis, you cant ****ing touch her because of how awesome RIOT's targeting system is. I just got ****ing raped instantly by the following heroes (1v1) Kennen, brand, xin, monkey-******.
K im done, that helped a lot.
The weak lose their freedom to the strong. Such is the way of the strong. And it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive. That's why I needed strength.
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I would like to QQ about the feeders and noobs that don't know the definition of tank/support, about the instalockers who don't think about team battle synergy at all, about people calling me a noob when I have a bad stat.
All three in one game yesterday.
I picked Brand since I wanted to set people on fire a little ( didn't lock of course). A guy instalocked Vladimir, another guy instalocked Evelynn and said "I will jungle", the other two took an Anivia and a Tryndamere and told me "noob pick up a tank", even though they picked after I did.
I sighed and knew I couldn't play Brand anyway, since with the instalock Vladimir and the Anivia we get 3 AP with no tank which would suck majorly.
So I took my Jarvan and the Tryndamere said "ty noob". I mean why the hostility? :(
Game starts. I Evelynn dies at golem and then attempts Lizard buff at level 2. Dies again. Mid is level 6, she is level 3.
I'm going 1v2 and I get a kill (after Tryndamere was fb'd bot lane).
I soon got another kill on the same guy top lane but bot got doublekilled.
Fast-forward. Team battle. Everyone on my team's on full HP, I'm really damn tanky. I tell them I will initiate.
E+Q+R. I get 2 of them in Cataclysm. My team is nowhere to be found. They went to push top lane from the river. I die. 4vs5. My team gets aced. We lose 2 turrets and an inhibitor.
Next team battle. I tell them not to run. I initiate and manage to kill a guy who was half HP. 5vs4 for US this time. Tryndamere goes top lane again. Anivia doesn't ult in my ult. Vladimir went in, ulted, pooled and ran away.
I die.
Tryndamere gets roflstopmed.
My team gets aced mid.
The other team wins.
I get reported for "intentionally feeding by going 1vs5".
Sadface on. Cry.
Solo queue again, rage at people, tired of losing. Pick my main, Ezreal. Go 20-3. **** happens.
Oh and btw, that Evelynn's stat was 1-17.
All three in one game yesterday.
I picked Brand since I wanted to set people on fire a little ( didn't lock of course). A guy instalocked Vladimir, another guy instalocked Evelynn and said "I will jungle", the other two took an Anivia and a Tryndamere and told me "noob pick up a tank", even though they picked after I did.
I sighed and knew I couldn't play Brand anyway, since with the instalock Vladimir and the Anivia we get 3 AP with no tank which would suck majorly.
So I took my Jarvan and the Tryndamere said "ty noob". I mean why the hostility? :(
Game starts. I Evelynn dies at golem and then attempts Lizard buff at level 2. Dies again. Mid is level 6, she is level 3.
I'm going 1v2 and I get a kill (after Tryndamere was fb'd bot lane).
I soon got another kill on the same guy top lane but bot got doublekilled.
Fast-forward. Team battle. Everyone on my team's on full HP, I'm really damn tanky. I tell them I will initiate.
E+Q+R. I get 2 of them in Cataclysm. My team is nowhere to be found. They went to push top lane from the river. I die. 4vs5. My team gets aced. We lose 2 turrets and an inhibitor.
Next team battle. I tell them not to run. I initiate and manage to kill a guy who was half HP. 5vs4 for US this time. Tryndamere goes top lane again. Anivia doesn't ult in my ult. Vladimir went in, ulted, pooled and ran away.
I die.
Tryndamere gets roflstopmed.
My team gets aced mid.
The other team wins.
I get reported for "intentionally feeding by going 1vs5".
Sadface on. Cry.
Solo queue again, rage at people, tired of losing. Pick my main, Ezreal. Go 20-3. **** happens.
Oh and btw, that Evelynn's stat was 1-17.
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Lugignaf wrote:
Father got a job out of state and we have to follow him. I get to stay for the rest of high school so, that's a plus I guess. Too bad it's only one more year though...
But won't you be out of state for college anyways?
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May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day's end.
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Gotta love my team. Yes, I am that Brand.
Vlad has more than 1100 wins on normal.
Trynda more than 850.
I've played few times with this Cait and I know it was just a bad game for her, normally she pwns ***. And she's still lvl 27, so I can forgive her.
But... rest of this team... God...
Someone hug me, please. I think I'm going to cry...
PS. I'm suprised I still have 25 more wins than defeats with such teams O_O
PS2. EU-****ING-EAST FOR THE WIN, GOGOGOGOGO!! <3<3<3
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aren't you in CA rite now?