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Bad Pickup lines

Creator: The_Nameless_Bard July 30, 2011 11:49am
Forums Off Topic Bad Pickup lines
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you know this pickup lines are actually the best kind? Went clubbing like crazy during my 2 week vacation and these terrible pickups have been working amazing, it shows you as confident and funny, girls love that. Ive been using some weird **** like:

Baby how about I be titanic hit your iceberg and sink inside your ocean?

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Jebus McAzn wrote:

baby did it hurt

when you fell from heaven

because that would explain the wheelchair

Or

Baby did hurt

When you fell from heaven

Cause your face is ****ed up.
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I would love to be your baby,
cause I could easily spend nine months inside of you <3
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I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U..

Do you want me to wait in my car, or does the closet suffice?
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Scrax wrote:

I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U..

Haha XD
Best one yet.
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Those look heavy. Can I hold them for you?

Question is how bad this one is, seeing as how, one of my friends has actually scored with that line.
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I don't recall ever having to use a pickup line. Because I tend to take them out while they're asleep.
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haha Jeffy xD +rep
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Do you know the difference between my ***** and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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:D ty
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