Brynollf
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Jebus McAzn wrote:
baby did it hurt
when you fell from heaven
because that would explain the wheelchair
Or
Baby did hurt
When you fell from heaven
Cause your face is ****ed up.
Dotter
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"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Those look heavy. Can I hold them for you?
Question is how bad this one is, seeing as how, one of my friends has actually scored with that line.
Question is how bad this one is, seeing as how, one of my friends has actually scored with that line.
Check out my comprehensive guide for Jax !!
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Make sure to hit that +Rep button if I helped you out, and you feel I deserve it! :)
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Baby how about I be titanic hit your iceberg and sink inside your ocean?