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DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
lol ^^
Tonight we had Chinese Pork Chops with steam vegetables and special rice.
Chinese Pork Chops Recipe:
Marinade:
- 4 tablespoons of Soy Sauce
- 4 tablespoons of Tomato Sauce (or Plum Sauce)
- 2 tablespoons of Sweet Chilli Sauce
- 2 teaspoons of Sesame Oil
- 3cm piece of Ginger
- 3 Garlic Cloves
- 2 teaspoons Chinese Five Spice
Procedure:
1) Marinate pork chops (1 per person, above marinade is suitable for 4 pork chops)
2) Place marinated pork chops in an oven-proof dish, bake at 180 degrees Celsius for 30+ minutes.
"Special Rice" Recipe:
Procedure:
1) Load 2.5 cups of rice into your rice cooker (2.5 cups will feed 4 people)
2) Mix in 1x25g pack of Chicken Noodle Soup
3) Cook rice as normal
Steamed Vegetables Recipe:
Procedure:
1) Chop vegetables (zucchini, broccoli, cauliflower) into large chunks
2) Place vegetables in steamer, with boiling water in the pot below it
3) Steam for 10-20 minutes depending on vegetables
Plate up :D
Tonight we had Chinese Pork Chops with steam vegetables and special rice.
Chinese Pork Chops Recipe:
Marinade:
- 4 tablespoons of Soy Sauce
- 4 tablespoons of Tomato Sauce (or Plum Sauce)
- 2 tablespoons of Sweet Chilli Sauce
- 2 teaspoons of Sesame Oil
- 3cm piece of Ginger
- 3 Garlic Cloves
- 2 teaspoons Chinese Five Spice
Procedure:
1) Marinate pork chops (1 per person, above marinade is suitable for 4 pork chops)
2) Place marinated pork chops in an oven-proof dish, bake at 180 degrees Celsius for 30+ minutes.
"Special Rice" Recipe:
Procedure:
1) Load 2.5 cups of rice into your rice cooker (2.5 cups will feed 4 people)
2) Mix in 1x25g pack of Chicken Noodle Soup
3) Cook rice as normal
Steamed Vegetables Recipe:
Procedure:
1) Chop vegetables (zucchini, broccoli, cauliflower) into large chunks
2) Place vegetables in steamer, with boiling water in the pot below it
3) Steam for 10-20 minutes depending on vegetables
Plate up :D
Pizza xD
Recipe:
1) Heat up the oven till about 200 degrees (celcius of course, you silly americans =D)
2) Get a frozen pizza from the fridge.
3) Put the pizza in the oven
4) Get it out the oven after about 15 mins.
5) Enjoy eating it in front of your tv, or computer.
Recipe:
1) Heat up the oven till about 200 degrees (celcius of course, you silly americans =D)
2) Get a frozen pizza from the fridge.
3) Put the pizza in the oven
4) Get it out the oven after about 15 mins.
5) Enjoy eating it in front of your tv, or computer.
GrimmFate
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Luther3000 wrote:
Honestly supermarket pizzas are just the worst. They always without exception taste like ****.
I know, the box that contains it probably tastes better :). Maybe this weekend I'll make homemade pizza which is just too good.
screwblum
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Tuna on Crackers
Procedure:
1)Dispense Chicken Of The Sea brand tuna into medium sized bowl
2)Mix in mayonnaise
3)Add chopped up pickles
4)Squirt in some mustard
5)Salt and Pepper
6)Mix
Eating Instructions:
1)Place spoonful of tuna onto a Saltine cracker
2)Tame your drooling mouth with the tuna cracker
3)Repeat steps 1 & 2 multiple times
Procedure:
1)Dispense Chicken Of The Sea brand tuna into medium sized bowl
2)Mix in mayonnaise
3)Add chopped up pickles
4)Squirt in some mustard
5)Salt and Pepper
6)Mix
Eating Instructions:
1)Place spoonful of tuna onto a Saltine cracker
2)Tame your drooling mouth with the tuna cracker
3)Repeat steps 1 & 2 multiple times
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Last night we had fried rice with chicken, bacon, red onion, tomatoes, ginger and a soy sauce + sweet chilli sauce + sesame oil concoction for flavour.
You ate ginger? :DD You cannibal!