The Fool's Adventures In Scrubdom

[quote=C4 Lasty]I hope you reported TF for the Abyssal/Mob boots combo. Kid was clearly a troll. Glad my advice worked out for you. I've played a few J4 games xD.[/quote]

[quote=Foolamancer][quote=C4 Lasty] I hope you reported TF for the Abyssal/Mob boots combo. Kid was clearly a troll. [/quote] Ninety-nine percent sure he wasn't. I've seen weirder builds used in all sincerity. Remember, this is Silver, where everyone is as bad as if they were in Bronze but now thinks they're good enough to come up with their own next level strats. I mean, I can even kind of see his train of thought, even if it's pretty dumb; "[[Abyssal Scepter]] gives you AP and MR while also reducing nearby enemies' MR, and [[Twisted Fate]] is all about [[Pick A Card]], so that's gotta be a good item, right? And [[Boots of Mobility]] will let me get into range to [[Destiny]] in even faster!" He was [i]bad[/i], but I think he was trying, at least. I think I even posted a game earlier in this thread where the enemy [[Maokai]] rushed a [[Guardian Angel]] to make himself as tanky as possible... EDIT: Oh yeah, and the whole reason I stopped in this morning. Got stuff to do for most of today, but later today (and for the rest of the week) I'm pretty sure my schedule is clear. Should be able to marathon some stuff.[/quote]

[quote=Foolamancer][img=http://i.imgur.com/0re19O6.jpg] The most aggravating kind of loss: the loss that could have been prevented if one of your teammates was not a self-important ass. Bans were [[Thresh]], [[Blitzcrank]], [[Tryndamere]], [[Kassadin]], [[Zed]], and [[Vayne]]. Rough start for the team as a whole. [[Diana]] fed relentlessly and no one bought any wards, so [[Amumu]] got a free First Blood against [[Ezreal]]. I couldn't really do anything but sit in the dead players' lanes and soak up experience. Due to the fact that no one on the team paid attention to the minimap, even when I pinged several times that someone was coming their way, [[Amumu]] got free kills all game while their midlane [[Wukong]] got fed out of his mind. Despite the fact that we couldn't take any dragons, we could still have easily won this game, because the enemy team threw [i]incredibly[/i] hard. The only thing that stopped us was the fact that [[Riven]] tried to take red buff while I was in the process of taking it (and [[Diana]] had been taking both wraiths and wolves whenever she could so I was starved for farm), I [[Smite]]d it away, and she declared that she would be trolling the rest of the game. So she did. We lost. Hooray.[/quote]

[quote=Foolamancer][img=http://i.imgur.com/sAEZiTl.jpg] Is today Play [[Riven]] And Be Toxic As All Hell Day? Bans were [[Singed]], [[Renekton]], [[Amumu]], [[Blitzcrank]], [[Fizz]], and [[Shen]]. Lots of mistakes this game, and we could honestly have won it if some of them hadn't come from me. But I found it hard to play on top form because [i]everyone on this team was toxic as fuck[/i]. Particularly the [[Riven]] and the [[Caitlyn]].[/quote]

[quote=Kaggboer2012]and riven doesnt even know how to build, gg[/quote]

[quote=Foolamancer][img=http://i.imgur.com/OmFOR0E.jpg] Bans [[Blitzcrank]], [[Aatrox]], [[Fizz]], [[Thresh]], [[Caitlyn]], and nothing. Summary: [[Jax]] too heavy. Would do a deeper analysis but I'm marathoning.[/quote]

[quote=Foolamancer][img=http://i.imgur.com/Pr1ZIvJ.jpg] Bans were [[Kassadin]], [[Fizz]], [[Thresh]], [[Vayne]], [[Jax]], and [[Jarvan IV]]. Got [[Garen]] a kill, got [[Cassiopeia]] a kill, bot got a double on its own, counterjungled seven kinds of shit out of [[Fiddlesticks]], took free dragons all day.[/quote]

[quote=Jovy]Good LP gains still, hopefully they stay good in silver 1 <: good luck![/quote]

[quote=Foolamancer][img=http://i.imgur.com/xlq2IpK.jpg] throw city Bans were [[Blitzcrank]], [[Amumu]], [[Thresh]], [[Kassadin]], [[Jax]], [[Shen]]. Game was in the bag but [[Ashe]] was abysmal, deaf, blind, and stupid, went bot to farm minions while everyone was Baron dancing, freest win world EDIT: oh yeah both [[Riven]] and [[Ashe]] were duo Bronze players so that's why we had a support [[Riven]][/quote]

[quote=Foolamancer][img=http://i.imgur.com/2O9oVdn.jpg] Think this'll be my last for the night. Just not my day, once again. Bans were [[Blitzcrank]], [[Thresh]], [[Ahri]], [[Kassadin]], [[Fizz]], and [[Nasus]]. Top-lane [[Singed]] fed [[Jax]] out of his mind, but honestly this was an easy win. I got supremely fed during the early game - something like 6/0/8 - by snowballing off of a countergank in mid that turned into First Blood and a double kill for [[Brand]]. The two of us were absolutely thrashing everyone, but, once again, one of our team members was trolling. This time it was [[Tristana]]. She kept walking into the enemy jungle and sitting in the open, then typing "LOL" in /all when she got caught. When we were grouping up for teamfights, she would go down to bottom lane and sit in the bushes doing nothing. I mean literally nothing, as in "she pressed S and stayed that way". [[Brand]] and I almost managed to carry off of our initial lead, and honestly we would have won except that [[Singed]] was so worthless. It would have been okay if he just splitpushed all game. That would have applied some form of pressure. But he never did. He kept coming back to try and teamfight, when he dealt no damage and would have been much better off pushing his lane. We even told him this several times, but he refused to listen. And, eventually, even though [[Brand]] and I had absolutely crushed the enemy team during the early and mid game, the fact that our team was two members down meant that we couldn't close it out before they got enough gold to claw back into things. Even I can't win a 2v5. So I'm back to 0 points, but I doubt that this streak of bad luck will continue forever. That's three out of today's six games that have had people outright trolling, and five out of six that have had major toxicity issues. Hopefully when I start again tomorrow (and I have a clear schedule so I should be able to crank these out all day) this will have blown over.[/quote]