"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
After 2 days of hard work, I figured out I nearly finished a class that has 6 more weeks lol.
Also, the good time of chocoladeletters, kruidnoten and marsepein is here again :D I'm so lucky that I can't get fat :D
Also, the good time of chocoladeletters, kruidnoten and marsepein is here again :D I'm so lucky that I can't get fat :D
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
^ aww yeah, good old sinterklaas is back in town :P
I finally figured out how to brew potions in minecraft automatically with redstone. Also expanded it so I don't have to put water bottles in every single brewing stand myself, this made my life so much easier...
I finally figured out how to brew potions in minecraft automatically with redstone. Also expanded it so I don't have to put water bottles in every single brewing stand myself, this made my life so much easier...
- met hans
- ja, goedemiddag
- het is nog morgen hoor
- o, dan bel ik u vanmiddag terug
- ja, goedemiddag
- het is nog morgen hoor
- o, dan bel ik u vanmiddag terug
Thanks to OwenTheAwesomer for the signature =)
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I'd say he's tab hoarder.
Klepto's steal, but on ze interwebs, one does not steal, one simply shares.
Yeah, I was gonna write something along those lines, but then I got lazy and just wrote a single word instead :3
But hey, almost down to 50 now :D