"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
After 2 days of hard work, I figured out I nearly finished a class that has 6 more weeks lol.
Also, the good time of chocoladeletters, kruidnoten and marsepein is here again :D I'm so lucky that I can't get fat :D
Also, the good time of chocoladeletters, kruidnoten and marsepein is here again :D I'm so lucky that I can't get fat :D
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
^ aww yeah, good old sinterklaas is back in town :P
I finally figured out how to brew potions in minecraft automatically with redstone. Also expanded it so I don't have to put water bottles in every single brewing stand myself, this made my life so much easier...
I finally figured out how to brew potions in minecraft automatically with redstone. Also expanded it so I don't have to put water bottles in every single brewing stand myself, this made my life so much easier...
ik heb geen hoge pet van mezelf. als ik mezelf zie op televisie dan denk ik: dat kan ik ook wel.
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I'd say he's tab hoarder.
Klepto's steal, but on ze interwebs, one does not steal, one simply shares.
Yeah, I was gonna write something along those lines, but then I got lazy and just wrote a single word instead :3
But hey, almost down to 50 now :D