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Pick the most stupidest thing to use as an insult....

And watch them have a serious, nerd rage reaction to it.




Quoted:
jtrautwein: Kayle I killed you at towre
Kúruru: my name is tonka truck malphite
jtrautwein: Scrub
Kúruru: and I suck
jtrautwein: DOn't talk ****
jtrautwein: I was 5-0
Kúruru: You still lost
jtrautwein: Then we grped up and they were bad
Kúruru: Cuase you're a tonka truck
jtrautwein: Not my fault
Kúruru: How does it feel like being a tonka truck?
jtrautwein: I raped you all
Kúruru: pretty bad huh?
Kúruru: Mad tonka truck
Kúruru: Oh what? are you going to honk now?
Kúruru: cause you're a tonka truck
Kúruru: go play with some 5 year olds
jtrautwein: How does it feel to be 12
jtrautwein: Ur bad bro
Kúruru: How does it feel like to be a tonka truck
jtrautwein: Get some ***** nerd
jtrautwein: Tonka truck what a loser
Kúruru: I have a cat
Kúruru: already got a *****
jtrautwein: That is the worse comeback ever
Kúruru: tonka truck man
Kúruru: Better than being a tonka truck
jtrautwein: Cya scrubs later
Kúrur

League Jokes

Ok guys I just got off of the phone with my friend (hes a comedian). He mentioned to me a couple of jokes about WoW so i thought what if i could make and entire Blog Post about, jokes about LoL. If you have a joke to add please comment below or send me a PM.

1. What do you call a Sejuani who harrasses? A "Porker"
2. What is Malphite's Favorite song? Rock You like A Hurricane
3. What kinda of soup does Teemo Like? Mushroom
4. What do you call a bad Ashe? A (inappropriate content but if you send me a message i will tell the answer)
5. How do you figure out a good pun for a good Ryze? You say "I Real-Ryze that i am good"
6. How does Ahri propose? With her Taunt
7. Greybeard Veigar's favorite Quote? "Youuuuuu Shallll not PASSSSSSSSS!!!" then he throws up his cage
8. Volibear's favorite movie is? Winnie the Pooh
9. Why does Renekton not like shopping? Cause he's afraid he'll get picked out for a purse
10. Who is Garen's girlfriend? Fiora (cause thier both Op)
11. When does Karthus win? "Wi…

Ezreal - AD and AP

Hey guys,
I recently bought Ezreal and wanted to play him as an AP mid champ... First thing I noticed was that he is a lot easier to play than most other AP carries. Second was that I get flamed everytime I pick him and tell them that I go mid.

Another thing is that I played AD Ezreal on bot 3 times now and all 3 times I ended up being fed like 11/3... I wonder if AD Ezreal is really that strong or if he is one of those champs I have talent for. Normally, I do not play AD carries because I fail hard with them, really hard. But with Ezreal I always got fed yet.
I really begin to enjoy Ezreal (no I haven't got pulsefire ezreal and I would never buy him for so much money).

Maybe he will be my main and I will switch from support to carry?

Zyra

I'm loving her so much.

IMO she's gonna be a top pick once she's released.

If you guys didn't know, her W has no delay, no mana cost, and is basically a free ward. The refresh time is also insanely quick. This means she can plant seeds when she's moving without stopping. You can also place a seed after you use your abilities to plant a plant down.

Her ranges are quite short (her only downside imo)

But her combos and CC's are insane. Her E is basically a Morgana Q that can go through units

Her Q is a mini Xerath ult with decent range. You can Q onto two seeds to instaplant two mini turrets that feel stronger than heimer turrets.

Her ult is a huge nuke but I feel it's really iffy :/

This is all from my perspective from my first game (I went double doran kage raba)


I'm thinking WOTA would be insane on her. Maybe WotA Rylai?

I also think she could be really strong at top. Her E basically stops all engages on her.

Dusk's Blog To Glory #1


Now that my introductory blog is out of the way, it's time to get down to business.
But first, how do you like my totally unnecessary banner? see what I did there with the title? ahuehuehue!

This will probably be a "whenever I feel like it" blog about glory and other stuff (mostly other stuff) like updates on my WIP Pantheon guide(hence the picture), information on my up and coming ranked journey, and random stuff about life.

Totally pumped about the new changes to

UPDATE V2.0

Sorry for two things, 1- being too tired to think of a name for the post as I didn't realise I'd used UPDATE as the title for the last one, and 2- for taking the night off; I lost two ranked games earlier in a row so decided to take a break and got carried away watching Steins Gate. For now I need sleep and then later on today (for me at least) the quest to 1650 shall continue! Also last night the quest to re obtain 1600 was a success, JACYE OP!!!

Oh Em Gee

New Evelynn.

Real stronk.

Q has 40% bonus AD/AP scaling. Base damage is ridiculous too.

W is W. Move speed buff, moving on.

E has 80% bonus AD (forgot the AP) scaling. Base damage also very high (270 at level 5) and mana cost is like 70 tops. Also 120% AS Steroid, which is ridiculous as ****.

Then her ult gives her a damage shield. 150 each champion hit at level 1, 300 at level 3. 5x that's 750 at level 6 if possible, 1500 if you manage to hit everyone in a team fight. The range is pretty big too, so it's not even that difficult.

So yeah. Real stronk. Loving her ^_^

Next Spotlight: Jarlean, Arrow of Fate

Hey there guys this is my 3rd blog today in order to catch up on my blogs.

My spotlights have been slow going and thats cause i put a lot of thought into them and this is my third one, Jarlean, Arrow of Fate.

SO i hope you guys enjoy my blogging and see if you can get LoL to make any of my champs thank you.

Please dont forget that if you PM what champ you would like me to make i will make it just send me a message and it will happen like magic.

Mint Series Champion Spotlights: Roaslie, The...

Hey there im Mint and this is a Mint Series Champion Spotlight, featuring Roaslie, The Amazing Thorn.




Lore

Roaslie was a young and talented child, who was determined to use her fencing skills as a skill that she could use to get into the League of Legends. Her older sister, Fiora, was taken in first and after that Roaslie was no longer accepted. So instead of using her sword skills she developed a new type of fighting one that required her to change her lifestyle. While it seemed worth it at the time, she developed silky skin that was made of leaves, and her arms became branches from the nearby trees all of which made her the witch of the woods. Through this transformation she picked up her sword and it instantly turned into a vine, with thorns on it, this was to be her weapon and this was to be her destiny.

"What is nature, without some whos willing to fight for it?" - Roaslie



Roaslie is best played a melee AD champ with a side of AP, much like Jax. Her moves can be a car…

What's this, a Blog!? #3; Moar updates.

Hello there, I'm Darahas, you are you, and this is a blog update.
Sorry for the lack of League of Legends, but my recording device (WeGame [I'm poor, come on]) has finally died on me, so I have to use fraps now, and it's a harsher recorder. I will also no longer broadcast games, because xsplit is stupid and had to go out of beta, meaning I can't record in .mp4 which I need to edit in Windows Movie Maker.

So, the Garen guide is starting to get worked on, grabbing TT footage with him. So yeah.

Also, if you like to watch some video game stuff, go to my YouTube page, where I am putting up content almost daily, which for the moment is a ton of Worms: Reloaded with my friend Renegade.

I'll update more when the guide gets underway, but until next time, I've been Darahas, you have been you, and this was a blog update.

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